Throw strikes! These guys aren't going to chase his wild stuff.

There once was a guy named BMac who is good........get him in

Sweet, a walk.

Walk....here's Abreu. If he doesn't walk, I'd be a miracle.

Or re-signing PK and the eventually long-term deal to Crede.

 

I know, I know.

 

By the way, I think we've found the key to getting Ozzie to take Javier out before the 6th: just have him throw 120 pitches during the first five.

I wish we still had Jeff Nelson at times like these.

 

 

Sexiest man in the pen, hands down. Look at that stache.

 

 

So does Nelson go to any of the games? Or does he just sit at home?

Cotts with one of the most deceptive ERAs I've seen in a long time.

There once was a guy named BMac who is good........get him in

Dude, he sucks, don't you remember how bad he was last August and September, pure spiff! Absolutely horrible to watch!

Sexiest man in the pen, hands down. Look at that stache.

So does Nelson go to any of the games? Or does he just sit at home?

 

Him and Boone Logan watch the games with Jose Contreras cousin in Cuba IIRC. They ride via horseback to a shack with a tv and satellite dish to watch it under the cover of night.

The go-ahead run will be up to the plate soon.

Cotts with one of the most deceptive ERAs I've seen in a long time.

 

Eerily similar to Marte last year in the "deceptive ERA out of the pen" category.

Him and Boone Logan watch the games with Jose Contreras cousin in Cuba IIRC. They ride via horseback to a shack with a tv and satellite dish to watch it under the cover of night.

 

Oo-la-la.

He keeps hanging that slider. Maybe I see why he's sticking with the fastball.

The go-ahead run will be up to the plate soon.

 

Taylor's calling his shot...

 

"Who's he pointing at? Does he know someone out there?"

Bring in Thornton.

Even Hawk knows that Cotts struggles against lefties. Way to bring in our worst reliever Ozzie.

Oh, Neal.

At least we made them hit the ball, I guess.

 

1st and 3rd 1 out for A-Rod. I'm just shocked Neal gave up a hit to a lefty.

gosh darn...we need a new lefty out of the pen.

B-MAC TO THE RESCUE, HOORAY B-MAC!!!

Let's go Mr Not a Cy Young

should had McCarthy start the inning

B-MAC TO THE RESCUE, HOORAY B-MAC!!!

 

And right in time for a terrible situation. Cotts should be in mop-up duty only now...and that's been obvious for two weeks.

Remember when Cotts gave up a single and put men on 1st and 3rd with 1 out?

 

Too bad McCarthy didn't come in. Ozzie finally makes a smart move by pulling a starter, then he puts the worst possible reliever in, at the time, to pitch in a big game. Great, so glad we got McCarthy for long relief.

gosh darn...we need a new lefty out of the pen.

 

Does he have to have huge feet? Because I know just the guy.