Let's go Mr Not a Cy Young

 

If he gives up the lead, Ozzie might just release him after this game.

And right in time for a terrible situation. Cotts should be in mop-up duty only now...and that's been obvious for two weeks.

 

Agreed. But watch, if Neal has the Marte luck, B-Mac rolls A-Rod over and we got out of this, and Cotts is credited with 0.1 IP and 0 runs allowed, thus bringing his ERA down a tick.

And right in time for a terrible situation. Cotts should be in mop-up duty only now...and that's been obvious for two weeks.

Yeah, B-mac needs to start the inning with no one on. He lets the runners get in his head. I bet Abreu steals second on the first 2 pitches.

Yeah I have no clue why B-Mac wasnt there to begin the inning... it was a situation where you want a rp to go 2 innings if not 3 and you bring in a guy who has trouble going 1.

IM NERVOUS...cause our offense looks done for the night

Remember when Cotts gave up a single and put men on 1st and 3rd with 1 out?

 

Too bad McCarthy didn't come in. Ozzie finally makes a smart move by pulling a starter, then he puts the worst possible reliever in, at the time, to pitch in a big game. Great, so glad we got McCarthy for long relief.

 

The use of McCarthy really is mind-boggling. He's not good enough to start, and then he's saved for silliness out of the bullpen.

Hello this is Whitesox tech support how can we help you.

 

Hi my name is Ozzie Guillen. I got the upgrade of Cotts to Cotts 2.1 2006 and this version is buggy. He cant seem to get lefties out.

 

Well Mr. Guillen it looks like Cotts 2.1 had a virus in the code, the marte virus as its known. You need to remove that software from your system, and do a clean install of bmac 2.0. Bmac 2.0 can also help if any of your starters are infected with the marte virus.

And right in time for a terrible situation. Cotts should be in mop-up duty only now...and that's been obvious for two weeks.

 

If Ozzie brings in McCarthy every fishing game, BMAC will lose his arm at the end of the season. We HAVE to use other relievers as well. Why don't you tell our starting pitchers not to fish up, that way we don't need to use our relievers every fishing game!

Agreed. But watch, if Neal has the Marte luck, B-Mac rolls A-Rod over and we got out of this, and Cotts is credited with 0.1 IP and 0 runs allowed, thus bringing his ERA down a tick.

Let's hope so.

Hello this is Whitesox tech support how can we help you.

 

Hi my name is Ozzie Guillen. I got the upgrade of Cotts to Cotts 2.1 2006 and this version is buggy. He cant seem to get lefties out.

 

Well Mr. Guillen it looks like Cotts 2.1 had a virus in the code, the marte virus as its known. You need to remove that software from your system, and do a clean install of bmac 2.0. Bmac 2.0 can also help if any of your starters are infected with the marte virus.

 

...and somehow marte has a world series victory..haha

Hello this is Whitesox tech support how can we help you.

 

Hi my name is Ozzie Guillen. I got the upgrade of Cotts to Cotts 2.1 2006 and this version is buggy. He cant seem to get lefties out.

 

Well Mr. Guillen it looks like Cotts 2.1 had a virus in the code, the marte virus as its known. You need to remove that software from your system, and do a clean install of bmac 2.0. Bmac 2.0 can also help if any of your starters are infected with the marte virus.

Holy s*** I just laughed so hard, ahhahahahaha. Unbelievably funny. Hahahaha.

Pops him up!!! 2 outs

 

NOW TO FIRST, THAT WAS CLOSE??? WTF!??!

oooooh look eric cooper again right

Good for you Ozzie!

Ozzie got tossed? What the f***?

Eric Cooper is a mother f***ing piece of f***ing s***. f*** you, and I hope something s***s on you Eric Cooper. I hope you break your leg and never walk again, you piece of s***.

 

Sorry, I need to rant every now and then.

Eric Cooper is a mother f***ing piece of f***ing s***. f*** you, and I hope something s***s on you Eric Cooper. I hope you break your leg and never walk again, you piece of s***.

 

Sorry, I need to rant every now and then.

 

Classy

 

He was safe. PK was off the bag.

Actually that looks like it might have been the right call. And Ozzie is outta here, and the crowd loves it. lol.

Classy

The guy looked safe, but I just have some pent up aggression right now. Haha.

Ozzie said 1 word before he got thrown out. He must have said something REAL bad.

atleast ozzie's getting his money's worth

GOOOOOOOOO Ozzie

 

i think abreau may have taken paulie's leg off the bag

What did Ozzie say to get himself tossed THAT quickly?

What happened at first?

Cue the inevitable homer