Jean-Claude Van Damme was originally going to be the Predator but quit two weeks into the production of the movie.

Makes me think...

 

It is physically impossible for a human to count to 1 trillion.

 

And if memory serves correctly, it would take 98 years to count to a billion without stopping.

And you know its gonna be some cigarette smoking alcoholic.

 

 

Woooo 116 here I come.

It is illegal in Mobile, Alabama to wear stiletto heels or howl at women in the city limits.

I have to piss like a racehorse

I have to piss like a racehorse

First how does a race horse piss, and secondly how does that manor of pissing difer from a regular horse?

 

 

New York City's Central Park is nearly twice as big as the European country of Monaco.

First how does a race horse piss, and secondly how does that manor of pissing difer from a regular horse?

 

dammit that means I have to do research.

 

dammit

 

f that

Thomas Crapper did NOT invent the flush toilet, but he did help to popularize it.

 

Otto Titzling did NOT invent the bra.

All porcupines float in water ...........LOL.

Chewing gum while peeling onions will prevent you from crying.

If anyone didn't know...

 

Men can also have breast cancer.

It takes eight minutes for light to travel 93 million miles from the sun to earth.

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The keyboard you are looking at in front of you is named a qwerty keyboard.

For any Bone Thugs n Harmony fans. Bizzy Bone's original name was actually Layzie Bone, and Layzie Bone's name was Bizzy Bone.. Layzie and Flesh (who never signed with Ruthless records) are brothers, and Wish, is their cousin. Bizzy was molested as a child and was basically raised in a foster home until he was in junior high, I believe. Before they were known as BTNH, they were the Band Aid Boys, then B.O.N.E. enterprise. They switched it later on. Bizzy was they only real singer in the group at the time and is the youngest Bone member. His brother was killed over marijuana. Flesh n Bone is in jail, not dead, he'll be out in 2008. A man listened to Mo' Murda for 45 minutes straight and killed two people.

 

 

Also a fact. Brian Urlacher is having a baby from a stripper. He has crazy off the field issues, even though I'm sure most of you knew already. Charles Tillman is tired of football and wants to retire, but he always says that after every off-season.

 

Armadillos are the only animal besides humans that can get leprosy.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men. (so I'm guessing someone not named Jose Canseco?)

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

 

 

And for you candy people. The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it.

The bands Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, and Genesis were among investors in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

My last name "Mata" means "kill" in Spanish.

My last name "Mata" means "kill" in Spanish.

thats actually pretty cool

thats actually pretty cool

 

I've known it for a long time now, thought I'd throw that in here.

Two baseball fallacies:

 

1. The tie goes to the runner

 

2. The hand is part of the bat

 

Both widely held as true. Both false.

Two baseball fallacies:

 

1. The tie goes to the runner

 

2. The hand is part of the bat

 

Both widely held as true. Both false.

In 1974 Juicy Fruit gum was the first product to be rung up using a bar code.

An acre of corn produces 4,000 gallons of water a day through transpiration.

The side of th backboard is in. The top of the backboard is in. If it goes over, it's out.

Bruce Willis's real name is Walter and he was born in West Germany