Kiwi's have the most annoying accent in the world.

 

Prove me wrong folks, prove me wrong.

Next to Warsaw, Chicago has the largest Polish population in the world. Welcome home AJP.

When geese fly in a "V" formation, there will always be one side of the "V" that is longer than the other. The reason for this is it has more geese.

When geese fly in a "V" formation, there will always be one side of the "V" that is longer than the other. The reason for this is it has more geese.

Wow! Thank you for enlightening me on this. For so many years I thought that the one side of the "V" was longer because the geese with the longer tails were instructed to stay together on one side by the "Head Goose!!" Thanks Tex! I'll defeinately sleep a lot better tonight. It gave me the reassurance that there are no "Cliques" is the goose family!

Approximately 75% of human poop is made of water.

Approximately 75% of human poop is made of water.

On unfortunate days for me, it seems more like 100%.

Next to Warsaw, Chicago has the largest Polish population in the world. Welcome home AJP.

More Iraqis live in Metro Detroit than any other area outside of Iraq.

On unfortunate days for me, it seems more like 100%.

TMI Lay off that spicy mexican food!

Damn I didn't realize it was that much of a difference. Does anyone have any idea why this is the case. This is from a concerned lefty

I'm sure a major contribution is that most lefties are men, who have a shorter life span than women.

According to the 1976 IRS Handbook, in the event of nuclear war, the essential functions of the Internal Revenue Service will be: assessing, collecting, and recording taxes.

According to the 1976 IRS Handbook, in the event of nuclear war, the essential functions of the Internal Revenue Service will be: assessing, collecting, and recording taxes.

Now, will they be assesing my houses value before or after it has been blown away by the nuke?

The most common time for a bank robbery is Friday, between 9 and 11 a.m. The least likely time is Wednesday, between 3 and 6 p.m

Iowa has more pigs than people.

 

A scorpion can be frozen in a block of ice, thawed out, and live.

 

A gecko can walk vertically on surfaces as smooth as (and including) glass.

Iowa has more pigs than people.

 

 

 

Same thing can be said of some of those cities in the NorthEast.

Koala bears get high from eating eucalyptus leaves.

More Iraqis live in Metro Detroit than any other area outside of Iraq.

More Jewish people live in New York than in Israel.

In 1943 during WWII The Stealers and Eagles merged and became known as the Steagles.

The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.

In 1943 during WWII The Stealers and Eagles merged and became known as the Steagles.

Pittsburgh's football team spells its name the "Steelers". They are not thieves, but in fact, play in a city nicknamed the "Steel City" due to the amount of steel it produces.

In 1943 during WWII The Stealers and Eagles merged and became known as the Steagles.

 

I thought for sure that this was a like, then I looked it up. Cool

Pittsburgh's football team spells its name the "Steelers". They are not thieves, but in fact, play in a city nicknamed the "Steel City" due to the amount of steel it produces.

 

The band Stealers' Wheel has nothing to do with the Pittsburgh Steelers.

The band Stealers' Wheel has nothing to do with the Pittsburgh Steelers.

 

Gerry Rafferty, of Baker Street fame, was a founding member of Stealers Wheel. There is no apostrophe in the band's name. I predict that later, Rex will edit my post to make everyone think I spelled it apostrophy.

Grammatically speaking, I am probably the worst poster on this site.

I am probably the worst poster on this site.

There you go, I fixed it for you.

During the latter part of World War II, The Philadelphia Phillies were known as the Blue Jays.

 

 

 

Also, DYK...

 

Both sports franchises known as the Browns moved to Baltimore and were both named after birds.