Told my buddy at the gym this afternoon that I GUARANTEED Sosa was homering tonight. Stuff like that always happens to us.

Damn you! f*** this s***! I hate this bull s***! f*** f*** f***! Go Kinsler and Young (fantasy team), but f*** all the other rangers!

 

THIS SUCKS ASS!

WHO THE f*** THROWS SAMMY f***ING SOSA AN 0-2 FASTBALL!?!?!?

 

 

The amature wrestler put down the sign.

That was hilarious.

Told my buddy at the gym this afternoon that I GUARANTEED Sosa was homering tonight. Stuff like that always happens to us.

 

Yep, I said that also probably due to the Garland/Thomas stuff.

AJ can't hit for s*** and is calling a game at a little league level.

I'm just wondering what the hell AJ is thinking back behind the plate these days. I hope some of these guys start shakin' him off with 2 strikes.

Otsuka is gonna make us look like a bunch of fools

sigh.

C'mon Aki there's no way the sox can win this so strike out the side and lower my team's ERA!

At least Jermaine is getting a nice show at the offense he'll be hitting in next year. If Erstad gets enough ABs this year, maybe we can have an outfield of Pods/Erstad/Sweeney.

AJ can't hit for s*** and is calling a game at a little league level.

 

But, but, but....he's been part of our offensive explosion tonight!!

 

Why the f*** does Slammy get a meatball on 0-2?? The guy is an idiot, he would have swung at anything!

I just think the pitching has said fuc* it, might as well suck like the rest of the team.

I thought their pitcher had nothing. Shame on me.

well every year there is one game where a team comes back from 8 or so runs in the last 2 innings.

 

 

but it aint happening with this group of rejects

And if Hawk reminds us again of the "really powerful performance by Robinson Tejada", I am going to throw up all over my f***ing floor....

 

He was helped out by a WRETCHED offense....

can get much worse than this.

C'mon Aki there's no way the sox can win this so strike out the side and lower my team's ERA!

Not cool.

But, but, but....he's been part of our offensive explosion tonight!!

 

Why the f*** does Slammy get a meatball on 0-2?? The guy is an idiot, he would have swung at anything!

 

You have to appreciate the adjustments made by Rangers hitters tonight. Kinsler was seeing all inside fastballs, so he cheated in his 3rd AB and crushed one. Sosa's big double was after getting a steady diet of outside fastballs.

The amature wrestler put down the sign.

AJ is actually hurting this team more ways than 1 right now and it's sickening.

There's nothing more annoying than people cheering for fantasy baseball against the Sox.

Can anyone reasonably explain the phenomenon we're witnessing tonight. It's utterly amazing and unique in its own regard.

 

The weater.........apparently.......shifts 30 degrees when we're up to bat and then returns to 70 when Texas is up. This is really the only explanation for what we've seen. Hawk has told me when it's cold, no one hits -- so I can only assume there's some amazing shift in climate every half inning.

Don't know if this has been said, but I'm almost hoping we plunk somebody. That way, when Padilla does it during his start we'll get a bench clearing brawl.

 

We all know Padilla will hit someone (probably AJ), might as well get a head start and spark the team.

We need Lou P for the postgame on this one

How the hell did this team take 2 of 3 in Oakland?