Dennis Boyd is working at my local Quick Lube . . .

Mike LaValliere plays tag with the kids in my neighborhood, but he's always it.

Steve Lyons dropped trou at my cousin's bat mitzvah.

Charles Johnson taught me how to love a woman, and how to scold a child

Brian Anderson sucked in Kansas City last night.

Man Soo Lee was the White Sox bullpen catcher

 

 

 

Anybody know the name of the new bullpen catcher?? He looks like he could be Jose Valentin's godfather...

I saw Ozzie moonlighting at Cellblock

I saw Moe Berg talking to the Dalai Lama.

I once saw Herbert Perry scissor kick Angela Lansbury.

Royce Clayton keeps asking me if my marriage is okay.

Mike Devereaux knows who framed Roger Rabbit...

Lyle Mouton actually was the one who shot J.R.

Mark Salas is not a porn star.

Mark Salas is not a porn star.

 

But, then there's Tom Fordham.

Josh Paul threw my dog back in my lawn even though everyone was still playing with it.

I am still waiting to push Jerry Don Gleaton in front of an extended CTA bus.

I saw Moe Berg talking to the Dalai Lama.

 

 

He hasn't been very good since he broke up The Pursuit Of Happiness.

Sherm Lollar was down at the door at Walmart giving out smiley stickers yesterday.

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Josh Paul paid me for sex giggidy

I'm Mom and I want to shoot down everything you say so I feel good about myself. Cause I'm an uptight ***** **** ***** ***** Buster ***** **** ***** *****... you old horny slut.

Joel Skinner was down at the Elk Lodge bragging that he took Fisk's job.

I heard that good ol' numbers 44 and 27 started a retail store that appeals to homemakers and outdoorsmen. They call it Hall and Fields

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I didn't make it up, Jim Thome

 

 

Way to far to go for that pun

Carl Evrett was spotted in his janitorial uniform at the Field Museum admiring the dinosaur exhibits.

I saw Willie Harris working at Hollywood video the other night pushing O, Brother Where Art Thou? to anyone that would listen.

I saw Willie Harris working at Hollywood video the other night pushing O, Brother Where Art Thou? to anyone that would listen.

 

 

He gave Norberto Martin a discount.