Put your hands together for the worst offense in the majors, stranding more runners in scoring position with no outs. Keep swinging for the fences boys, and then blame weather, depression, curses and whatever for your struggles instead of trying to hit every f***ing pitch over the fence.

What kind of package do you think we could've received for Crede this past offseason?

Crede's popup + Wang's sinker = screaming line drive?

 

Please?

 

He usually looks good against him. If the field wasn't wet, that ball might have hopped over ARod's head. So far, Mientkiewicz makes the tough pick, and we don't make the big defensive play.

Why is Joe Crede so slow? He appears to be fairly athletic, why does he move at such a slow pace when putting one leg in front of the other?

 

Crede's alpha gets in the way of his beta. He's working on it.

What kind of package do you think we could've received for Crede this past offseason?

 

Well if he hits like this for the rest of the season a bag of baseballs.

Aren't the Sox pretty much the worst team in baseball at Getting 'em on, Getting 'em over and Getting 'em in?

What kind of package do you think we could've received for Crede this past offseason?

 

Cue ridiculous Angels trade proposal in 3....2....1

Lovie + Sox = Nice.

Aren't the Sox pretty much the worst team in baseball at Getting 'em on, Getting 'em over and Getting 'em in?

 

Sometimes irony -- is pretty ironic.

Lovie + Sox = Nice.

 

Wasn't he recently at a Cubs game?

Aren't the Sox pretty much the worst team in baseball at Getting 'em on, Getting 'em over and Getting 'em in?

 

The commercial makes no sense. They show a guy with an OBP sub 300. At least Pods could claim injury last year when he was sub 300 OBP. Grinderstad is healthy I guess.

Wasn't he recently at a Cubs game?

I know Hester was... not sure about Lovie.

Aren't the Sox pretty much the worst team in baseball at Getting 'em on, Getting 'em over and Getting 'em in?

 

The Charlotte Knights might be worse.

Sometimes you have to laugh that not only are we giving a lot of at-bats to a struggling utility player, but he's also batting 5th in our lineup. I'm shocked we have the record we do with the mediocre lineups we're putting out on the field.

Which is still better than Konerko, Dye, and Crede. They also never hit into DPs, especially Konerko.

 

I'm not saying that he's doing really well. Just saying how about we beat on another dead horse.

 

Amen.

PS: I hated those homerun swings with runners on. Pathetic.

PS: I hated those homerun swings with runners on. Pathetic.

 

I thought the swings were actually fine.

The Charlotte Knights might be worse.

 

Well the twins have been a success by making their minors emulate their majors so the kids can learn how to play major league baseball. We are trying to bring corpseball to all levels of our system. The basics of the long looping swing. How to lift and pull.

No props for Joe on that play?

The commercial makes no sense. They show a guy with an OBP sub 300. At least Pods could claim injury last year when he was sub 300 OBP. Grinderstad is healthy I guess.

 

You're on to something here. They should do one with Pods, but have those little arrows point to different parts of his groin: "Pulled left abductor" -- "Strained right abductor" -- "Hernia" Then flash to: "Groin on 'em on. Groin 'em over. Groin 'em in. Sox."

 

This would be a good ad.

No props for Joe on that play?

 

Which play?

 

You're on to something here. They should do one with Pods, but have those little arrows point to different parts of his groin: "Pulled left abductor" -- "Strained right abductor" -- "Hernia" Then flash to: "Groin on 'em on. Groin 'em over. Groin 'em in. Sox."

 

This would be a good ad.

 

Is it me, or is this Pods injury very peculiar? He's going to end up missing about 50 games due to this injury, and that seems like a ton for a strained muscle.

Charging in throw from almost behind the mound

I wonder what the excuse for our rotten offense will be next.

I wonder what the excuse for our rotten offense will be next.

It's too f***ing wet out there. And dark, way too dark.

lol. lucky. we're losing.