Just to clear a few things up...

 

- It was most definitely Orange Gatorade.

- I was indeed drinking Busch Light that night.

- The point for the Gatorade mention is that I do not go to bed drunk unless I have a Gatorade with me. Gotta love those electrolytes. Prevents cotton mouth and hangovers.

- Lastly, I typed it and still have no clue what "T^jod id erweaj." means.

 

 

I've had 1 experience with Absinthe and I was entirely disappointed.

Ya the stuff they have in bars obviously isnt the stuff that is supposed to make you hallucinate and stuff.

I move to re-name this thread "The Official Soxtalk Intoxication Thread".

I move to re-name this thread "The Official Soxtalk Intoxication Thread".

That would be too hard to identify when drunk.

Who hasn't...ah f***....better get tested.

 

Friend called me up, said I decided to start a new trend called slap dancing...was dancing with random people and than would playfully smack them. How I didn't get punched in the face is beyond me.

 

I also apparently got tipped a few times with chicks putting dollar bills in my boxers as I apparently did a stripper dance out on the patio. I know this because I woke up this morning and had a couple dolalr bills in my boxers.

 

this is why you remain a legend

Last night after a few, a friend decided that it would be a good idea for us to brand him with a metal spatula.

 

This morning he regrets it.

Last night after a few, a friend decided that it would be a good idea for us to brand him with a metal spatula.

That sounds like the best, worst-idea ever.

That sounds like the best, worst-idea ever.

Oh, it was. Today he tells us he got 2nd degree burns from it. So like good friends we laughed.

Oh, it was. Today he tells us he got 2nd degree burns from it. So like good friends we laughed.

 

Is there a something else you should do instead? Because with something like that, I think the only thing you can do is laugh.

red gatorade _ five o clock + work = giggles

red gatorade _ five o clock + work = giggles

 

no f***ing way

no f***ing way

 

 

yes f***ing wya

I love big fat titties that can't fit in my mouth. The end.

I love big fat titties that can't fit in my mouth. The end.

 

 

Yeah, I see what you're into.

LOL. Get outta here with that s***. I despise fat girls. I like those big round ass tits that are so big they can't fit in you mouth. Real or fake. Doesn't matter.

Anybody ever bone a girl that when sober you never under any circumstances known to god thought was attractive? Then when you're drunk (that damn vodka) thought she was fine as hell and, well, you know... It happened to me again. I'm so done with vodka. Never ever again.

 

 

 

I love big fat titties that can't fit in my mouth. The end.

 

 

LOL. Get outta here with that s***. I despise fat girls. I like those big round ass tits that are so big they can't fit in you mouth. Real or fake. Doesn't matter.

 

 

 

 

i know, probably the biggest poser i've ever seen

i know, probably the biggest poser i've ever seen

 

 

It was an obvious connection. The guy just doesnt want to admit that vodka = big boobies in his face

Um, what the hell am I missing? lol. A poser? WTF does that mean? And I don't even remember the two titty posts. I was pretty gone. I'm suprised my spelling was still good.

You're secretly a drunk chubby chaser.

LOL. Get outta here with that s***. I despise fat girls. I like those big round ass tits that are so big they can't fit in you mouth. Real or fake. Doesn't matter.

Now see this is what the drunk thread should be about,not mistyping.There should be more regretable embarrassing posts for my enjoyment.

You're secretly a drunk chubby chaser.

 

LOL. I get it now. I guess they do have a point. Oprah starts lookin' sexy if I'm drunk enough.

LOL. I get it now. I guess they do have a point. Oprah starts lookin' sexy if I'm drunk enough.

 

I'm sorry to hear that man.

I'm sorry to hear that man.

 

I know. It's the hard s***. It makes me f***in' stupid. I'm already dumb enough sober.

I'm sorry to hear that man.

 

With the fortune she has... She looks pretty good to me while sober!

Has the same thread ever won back-to-back Thread of the Year? Because this one just might.