Swingandalongonetoleft Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 (edited) That miller chill commercial on the score that plays 15 times in an hour is the worst piece of media in the history of media. It would be the sad shock of a lifetime if whoever greenlighted that/was involved in the production of it are still employed by miller brewing company. There aren't words in the english language capable of describing how horrid that minute (it feels like 15 minutes) of airtime is. I feel ashamed for those involved with this abomination. Edited May 4, 2008 by ChiSox35 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palehosefan Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Better then that damn Subway commercial. Everytime it comes on I end up singing myself into a coma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingandalongonetoleft Posted May 4, 2008 Author Share Posted May 4, 2008 (edited) Are you talking about $5 footlongs? Cause if I had to choose between listening to that for a month straight nonstop or listening to "splittin' sides as the laughter goes rouUUNND" twice in a row I'd choose the subway. I'm an easygoing person with whom it takes much effort to piss me off. Rarely ever do actual people get to that point, but this noise pollution hit the first pitch right out of the park. *edit* i'll drink squirrel urine by the cup before one drop of this beverage enters my mouth. Edited May 4, 2008 by ChiSox35 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 QUOTE (ChiSox35 @ May 3, 2008 -> 09:53 PM) That miller chill commercial on the score that plays 15 times in an hour is the worst piece of media in the history of media. The chances of that are...........remote. /thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 I haven't changed my coaster in a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 I dont know, I happen to think that the Illinois Lottery commercial "Have a ball" is 50X more annoying than the Miller chill commercials. The one with the old uglies dancing in the green room. I have seen and heard that commercial a billion times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 That Chill ad is really annoying, true, but the Subway $5 footlong ads just creep me out. It looks like a bunch of people trying to use sign language to solicit cheap sex with Dirk Diggler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrunkBomber Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 Obviously you guys arent familiar with my friend and mentor Juan Tamayo. I would say he alone forced me to get Sirius radio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 What the french, toast? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted May 4, 2008 Share Posted May 4, 2008 QUOTE (Felix @ May 4, 2008 -> 10:50 AM) What the french, toast? WHO ARE YOU CALLING A COOTIE QUEEN, LINT LICKER? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingandalongonetoleft Posted May 4, 2008 Author Share Posted May 4, 2008 The difference with the Subway commercial is I don't know if they were going for seriousness. It was a lighthearted attempt to make you think about subway. The chill commercial features a tool reading a poem and he's as serious as thome konerko dye going 0-12 in a baseball game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kjshoe04 Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 The best commercial is the Most Interesting Man in the World. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 QUOTE (kjshoe04 @ May 4, 2008 -> 06:16 PM) The best commercial is the Most Interesting Man in the World. Those suck. Just like Dos Equis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrunkBomber Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 QUOTE (kjshoe04 @ May 4, 2008 -> 07:16 PM) The best commercial is the Most Interesting Man in the World. I agree, those are good. Hopefully they dont make a TV show about it though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 QUOTE (kjshoe04 @ May 4, 2008 -> 07:16 PM) The best commercial is the Most Interesting Man in the World. Yeah, I like those. Mostly because they remind me of Palehose7's "Grindiest man in the World" take-off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 (edited) QUOTE (Brian @ May 4, 2008 -> 07:17 PM) Those suck. Just like Dos Equis. The dark, while no Negro Modelo, is pretty drinkable I think. Edited May 5, 2008 by FlaSoxxJim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 five Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooftop Shots Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 QUOTE (Brian @ May 4, 2008 -> 07:17 PM) Those suck. Just like Dos Equis. Question about Dos equis! At the end of the commercial, the old codger says "Stay thirsty my friends!" Well if one of the reasons that you drink liquids is to quench your thirst, is this in fact a subliminal message saying "Don't buy our beer?" If you bought it, it would quench your thirst..........but he is saying "Stay thirsty!!" OK then, I'll stay thirsty! I won't buy your beer. I'll eat a box of crackers if it will make him happy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrunkBomber Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 QUOTE (Rooftop Shots @ May 4, 2008 -> 09:44 PM) Question about Dos equis! At the end of the commercial, the old codger says "Stay thirsty my friends!" Well if one of the reasons that you drink liquids is to quench your thirst, is this in fact a subliminal message saying "Don't buy our beer?" If you bought it, it would quench your thirst..........but he is saying "Stay thirsty!!" OK then, I'll stay thirsty! I won't buy your beer. I'll eat a box of crackers if it will make him happy! Even though it dehydrates you I would think it is implying that if you are always thirsty you can always drink the beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackie hayes Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 QUOTE (Rooftop Shots @ May 4, 2008 -> 09:44 PM) Question about Dos equis! At the end of the commercial, the old codger says "Stay thirsty my friends!" Well if one of the reasons that you drink liquids is to quench your thirst, is this in fact a subliminal message saying "Don't buy our beer?" If you bought it, it would quench your thirst..........but he is saying "Stay thirsty!!" OK then, I'll stay thirsty! I won't buy your beer. I'll eat a box of crackers if it will make him happy! Reminds me of this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ May 4, 2008 -> 03:51 PM) WHO ARE YOU CALLING A COOTIE QUEEN, LINT LICKER? I love that commercial, one of my favorites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 BTW, I liked the Bud Light Lime the other day. Iced very cold, hanging out at the beach after doing a little surfing. As I explained to a beer purist that was with me, not everything has to taste like a beer. If I drink ice tea, I don't want it tasting like a beer, when I am in the mood for that particular taste, I'd order it again. Same as I jump around the beer aisle with different styles. Hell, I even drink michiladas, boiler makers, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrangeSox Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 I take off my headphones at work when that Miller commercial comes on. So annoying. The Subway one is stupid but doesn't annoy me. Seemed like they were trying to imitate Dunkin' donuts ads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 QUOTE (Texsox @ May 5, 2008 -> 09:49 AM) BTW, I liked the Bud Light Lime the other day. Iced very cold, hanging out at the beach after doing a little surfing. As I explained to a beer purist that was with me, not everything has to taste like a beer. If I drink ice tea, I don't want it tasting like a beer, when I am in the mood for that particular taste, I'd order it again. Same as I jump around the beer aisle with different styles. Hell, I even drink michiladas, boiler makers, etc. A dedicated and knowledgeable beer purist would not agree that "tastes like beer" is even an appropriate phrase, given the vast array of global arrays styles, subcategories and flavors. Then again, I have a hard time believing that a squirt of lime juice would turn Bud Light into anything I'd go out of my way to try. Thinking this Cinco de Mayo is going to be dominated by Negro Modelo and a margarita here and there. Damn, is it 5:00 yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve9347 Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ May 4, 2008 -> 03:51 PM) WHO ARE YOU CALLING A COOTIE QUEEN, LINT LICKER? WHAT THE FRENCH, TOAST? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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