Michael Turner is worth 29 FP's right now in my league.

I dont even know if i'd want to be an MLBer if it's like Toby, where pretty much any thing i do, whether it's positive or even just where i have to run around multiple bases... i get laughed at by announcers and teammates alike.

Edited September 7, 200817 yr by Princess Dye

Cmon BA. Just don't roll over to shortstop and ill be happy.

We really need to have someone ready for Danks just in case because as we all know he tends to just implode in a split second.

I dont even know if i'd want to be an MLBer if it's like Toby, where pretty much any thing i do, whether it's positive or even just where i have to run around multiple bases... i get laughed at by announcers and teammates alike.

 

Between the paycheck he is drawing and the fact he is still a professional athlete, I think he is ok with it.

Toby,wtf

Tubby Hall gets a creampie(sick)

I dont even know if i'd want to be an MLBer if it's like Toby, where pretty much any thing i do, whether it's positive or even just where i have to run around multiple bases... i get laughed at by announcers and teammates alike.

He gets paid nearly $2M to play once a week, pie his teammates and get laughed at for being 30 pounds overweight and bad. It's a sweet gig.

Tubby Hall gets a creampie(sick)

 

Great my 8 yr old nephew was just reading this and has now gone onto the other room to do some internet research.

Who's available in the pen today ? No matter what Danks shouldn't pitch more than 6 innings.

Great my 8 yr old nephew was just reading this and has now gone onto the other room to do some internet research.

Oh he just meant a Boston Cream Pie.

Who's available in the pen today ? No matter what Danks shouldn't pitch more than 6 innings.

 

I'd guess that Jenks and Thorton are the only two definitely not available...

Great my 8 yr old nephew was just reading this and has now gone onto the other room to do some internet research.

 

hide the vaseline

Who's available in the pen today ? No matter what Danks shouldn't pitch more than 6 innings.

 

Carrasco, Dotel, Logan

Alright, yank him.

Ugh. Just give up the one.

Angels are hitting some rockets off of Danks this inning. I would love to see Carrasco brought in here.

hide the vaseline

 

IMO, vaseline is a terrible masturbation agent.

Roll on up Danks, let's go.

This umpire's a dickhead.

Alright, yank him.

 

Let's just hope Danks can leave this game with a good feeling about his performance.

f***!

Well, those were three carbon copies. Get him out of the game.

Ozzie, get him out of the f***ing game!

Ugh Johnny. Bad