I just saw this one today. On a rather large, looks like he lives in his parents basement and never had a date

 

Video Games Ruined My Life

 

Fortunately, I Have Two Extra Lives!

That's great!

 

My wife got me this one for my birthday:

 

When I was a child, apparently (I don't recall this), I had told my mother that I REALLY wanted this t-shirt I saw. At the time, I was in a phase where I was really into military stuff, and I just thought this was the coolest shirt ever. It was worn by a woman with... large breasts. Wondering how these are connected?

 

The shirt had two tanks on it, guns a blazin', one on each boob, and said "Tanks for the Mammaries".

 

I had no idea. But my mother still laughs about it to this day.

 

I want that shirt.

I saw someone at the Grand Prix of Canada with a shirt that said "THAT GUY." One of my all time favorites.

Last week (I don't recall this), I had told my mother that I REALLY wanted this t-shirt I saw. At the time, I was in a phase where I was really into military stuff, and I just thought this was the coolest shirt ever. It was worn by a woman with... large breasts. Wondering how these are connected?

 

The shirt had two tanks on it, guns a blazin', one on each boob, and said "Tanks for the Mammaries".

 

I had no idea. But my mother still laughs about it to this day.

fixed

 

kudos for using three different euphemisms for hooters.

 

Shall we start a list

That's great!

 

My wife got me this one for my birthday:

 

 

I swear, I've seen this shirt in the past and thought of you. I am not kidding.

I believe that's a Threadless.com shirt. I love Threadless, they have a lot of creative/witty designs.

 

http://www.typetees.com/product/921/Video_...two_extra_lives

 

My two favs:

"I'm here about the blow job"

"As Seen In Porn"

I believe that's a Threadless.com shirt. I love Threadless, they have a lot of creative/witty designs.

 

http://www.typetees.com/product/921/Video_...two_extra_lives

 

That one is better. This one was plain text on a white Y. Now put it on a guy who probably never had a date and realizes he may never have a date.

I believe that's a Threadless.com shirt. I love Threadless, they have a lot of creative/witty designs.

 

http://www.typetees.com/product/921/Video_...two_extra_lives

 

That one is better. This one was plain text on a white Y. Now put it on a guy who probably never had a date and realizes he may never have a date.

October 23 4004 just another day Light T-Shirt
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October 23 4004 just another day Light T-Shirt

Buy this product at CafePress

Designed by 4004BC

 

You are, of course, aware that mssrs. Gaiman and Pratchet proved that the Bishop Usher was off in his calculations. . . by nearly 15 minutes!

 

 

 

 

http://www.tshirthell.com/

 

http://www.bustedtees.com/

 

http://www.glarkware.com/

bustedtees not only has some good shirts, but they are by far, the most comfortable t shirts i own.

That one is better. This one was plain text on a white Y. Now put it on a guy who probably never had a date and realizes he may never have a date.

 

Where did you buy yours from?

lol, my brother's friend e-mailed this to him, and since he's color-blind he couldn't read it so had to ask what it meant

Ah yes, the Oregon Trail. I remember playing that on an Apple I, the only computer our school had, in the elementary school library.

 

Dude, that's in color. Our version didn't even have graphics like that. Actually, I'm not sure it had graphics at all.

 

lol, my brother's friend e-mailed this to him, and since he's color-blind he couldn't read it so had to ask what it meant

Yeah, what does it mean? Because I am color blind.