Doesn't count. Neil is just making a point of using every weapon in the percussive arsenal on that one. The tuned temple blocks are my favorite on that one though.

Why doesn't it count? He used it. It works for what he is doing there. Using it any more than that would be cheesy.

 

Why doesn't it count? He used it. It works for what he is doing there. Using it any more than that would be cheesy.

 

Rhythm Method is just a big drum solo. Official scorekeeper says it doesn't count.

 

Gong is a tricky thing. Did you ever wonder why Bang a Gong didn't have any gong in it? That's why.

 

Rhythm Method is just a big drum solo. Official scorekeeper says it doesn't count.

 

Gong is a tricky thing. Did you ever wonder why Bang a Gong didn't have any gong in it? That's why.

 

Because it was a big euphemism?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/thehoneybunny/3902000283/

 

Pretty amazing.

Because it was a big euphemism?

 

You got a hubcap diamond star halo?

You got a hubcap diamond star halo?

If I was a dead car, maybe.

If I was a dead car, maybe.

 

What the hell is that a euphemism for?

 

 

What the hell is that a euphemism for?

 

 

 

Needing viagra?

I ordered a 52 inch flatscreen TV yesterday. Barely 5 minutes after I got it delivered my stepdaughter took my son and climbed into the outer box and started rocking it like an idiot in a boat. She predictably loses control of it and falls over, and knocks over the TV that was sitting vertically on the floor because I hadn't taken it out of the box yet. Fortunately the TV still works but what the f*** was she thinking?

Needing viagra?

 

OK, that's why I didn't get the reference.

 

 

I ordered a 52 inch flatscreen TV yesterday. Barely 5 minutes after I got it delivered my stepdaughter took my son and climbed into the outer box and started rocking it like an idiot in a boat. She predictably loses control of it and falls over, and knocks over the TV that was sitting vertically on the floor because I hadn't taken it out of the box yet. Fortunately the TV still works but what the f*** was she thinking?

 

Think of all the stupid s*** you did when you were a kid, then think of the one thought running through your mind when you were doing all of that stupid s***.

 

"THIS IS FUN!!!!"

Think of all the stupid s*** you did when you were a kid, then think of the one thought running through your mind when you were doing all of that stupid s***.

 

"THIS IS FUN!!!!"

 

Eh, he still thinks that to this day.

Eh, he still thinks that to this day.

 

Exactly. Which is why he should understand.

 

 

And this is not to say I wouldnt have blown a gasket if my daughter did it, because I would have.

Edited October 3, 200916 yr by KyYlE23

I just found out that my dad, the guy that made my brother and I clean out plates no matter what was served, adds a little shredded cheese to the dog's food is she doesn't like it. And even slightly melts the cheese.

I ordered a 52 inch flatscreen TV yesterday. Barely 5 minutes after I got it delivered my stepdaughter took my son and climbed into the outer box and started rocking it like an idiot in a boat. She predictably loses control of it and falls over, and knocks over the TV that was sitting vertically on the floor because I hadn't taken it out of the box yet. Fortunately the TV still works but what the f*** was she thinking?

Did your wife work out a discount on the TV? Or do her powers of manipulation only work for tires?

Eh, he still thinks that to this day.

lol very true. I never broke a brand new TV though. I did many other things. Climb out the window and hang out of it, walk down railroad tracks, set quite a few things on fire and have only a couple that become uncontrollable blazes, destroy a hornet nest, etc.

Edited October 3, 200916 yr by lostfan

Did your wife work out a discount on the TV? Or do her powers of manipulation only work for tires?

If she could have done that I would have definitely had her do it after the consensus on that status was "no it's not wrong, go do it." Max cleavage ftw.

Edited October 3, 200916 yr by lostfan

Just got back from the David Cross show at the Congress. Hilarious.

Just got back from the David Cross show at the Congress. Hilarious.

I am jealous of you.

This year for my birthday I received a copy of Earl Weaver: On Strategy, a Birmingham Barons hat, A Gordon Beckham jersey, and a pack of Barons trading cards. God, I love my family.

Chinese press alleges an all female lesbian city in Sweden.

Chinese press alleges an all female lesbian city in Sweden.

Is this the same paper that plagiarized the Onion article where Congress requested a retractable roof chamber, as fact?

 

Is this the same paper that plagiarized the Onion article where Congress requested a retractable roof chamber, as fact?

That happened?? That's hilarious.

Tourism must be at an all-time high there.

Tourism must be at an all-time high there.

 

China?