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It's about my penis...

Whatcha got? 61 members have voted

  1. 1. Hmmm?

    • mushroom
      76%
      46
    • pig in a blanket
      18%
      11
    • pink taco (for da ladiez)
      5%
      3

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Just make sure that Dr. Lorenna Bobbit isn't performing the procedure for you.

 

I have to take advantage here, because adult circumcision might never come up again.

 

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Dude, just think about stitches and morning wood. No way!

Couple thoughts,

 

We should have been suspicious of any thread that involves Gage having a girlfriend. But I guess imaginary girlfriends can have demands as well.

 

Isn't shipps a great friend for coming up with a cover story for gage? Kind of jumping on the granade.

 

I wouldn't do it. After I had it done, I couldn't walk for almost a year. Of course I had no say in the matter, I was only a couple days old.

Well good thing you were on vacation Tex...you would have called me out on it right away and shed light to all the other village idiots.

QUOTE (shipps @ Jan 5, 2009 -> 09:12 AM)
Well good thing you were on vacation Tex...you would have called me out on it right away and shed light to all the other village idiots.

 

I'm sure a few of us village idiots can be pretty creative about ways to get even.

QUOTE (scenario @ Jan 5, 2009 -> 10:52 AM)
I'm sure a few of us village idiots can be pretty creative about ways to get even.

 

LOL

 

That is the one thing I have been worried about.

QUOTE (shipps @ Jan 5, 2009 -> 10:53 AM)
LOL

 

That is the one thing I have been worried about.

 

 

But remember it's Gage, he is in the Urban Dictionary for his ineptness regarding this stuff.

QUOTE (Texsox @ Jan 5, 2009 -> 10:57 AM)
But remember it's Gage, he is in the Urban Dictionary for his ineptness regarding this stuff.

 

Yes but the village idiots are much smarter and more savvy than myself.

I like how everyone's let my "internship in a bar bathroom" thing slide....

QUOTE (Heads22 @ Jan 5, 2009 -> 03:52 PM)
I like how everyone's let my "internship in a bar bathroom" thing slide....

 

It was pretty tempting. I had a picture of industrial strength knee pads all ready to post.

 

 

QUOTE (Heads22 @ Jan 5, 2009 -> 03:52 PM)
I like how everyone's let my "internship in a bar bathroom" thing slide....

 

 

We realize there are precious few opportunities there in Iowa. Sometimes you have to make sacrifices for a career :unsure:

QUOTE (Heads22 @ Jan 5, 2009 -> 04:52 PM)
I like how everyone's let my "internship in a bar bathroom" thing slide....

I didn't :P

QUOTE (Heads22 @ Jan 5, 2009 -> 03:52 PM)
I like how everyone's let my "internship in a bar bathroom" thing slide....

You gotta do what you gotta do...

 

On that note, I'm looking for a logistics internship this summer, so if you have any pointers...

while skimming through this wonderful thread, a question popped into my head... is there any difference from the circumcision at birth done by a doctor at the hospital then the circumcision done at a bris or religious ceremony?

 

EDIT: I just did some quick research on my own, and it turns out about only 30% of males have been circumcised. I thought it'd be a lot higher number then that, maybe 50%. Also, only 32% of that 30% are non Muslim.

Edited by BearSox

P.S. If Gage ever writes an autobiography, this should be the title.

QUOTE (BearSox @ Jan 5, 2009 -> 08:01 PM)
while skimming through this wonderful thread, a question popped into my head... is there any difference from the circumcision at birth done by a doctor at the hospital then the circumcision done at a bris or religious ceremony?

 

EDIT: I just did some quick research on my own, and it turns out about only 30% of males have been circumcised. I thought it'd be a lot higher number then that, maybe 50%. Also, only 32% of that 30% are non Muslim.

That's all? I would have thought it would be higher too...

 

The Few. The Proud. The Circumcised.

QUOTE (dasox24 @ Jan 5, 2009 -> 08:13 PM)
That's all? I would have thought it would be higher too...

 

The Few. The Proud. The Circumcised.

It is from wikipedia that I got that number... but I think they are a lot more reliable then people give them credit for.

QUOTE (Heads22 @ Jan 5, 2009 -> 08:27 PM)
Time for a Soxtalk poll!

 

I echo that sentiment.

It took me five minutes to figure out what you meant by pink taco....Iam an idiot.

QUOTE (shipps @ Jan 6, 2009 -> 08:20 AM)
It took me five minutes to figure out what you meant by pink taco....Iam an idiot.

 

 

Ah, you must be more used to the "open face roast beef sandwich" description ;)

QUOTE (kyyle23 @ Jan 6, 2009 -> 08:41 AM)
Ah, you must be more used to the "open face roast beef sandwich" description ;)

 

Nope, I just thought this thread was all about the penis. So you can imagine the strange visuals that went through my head thinking pink taco penis.

QUOTE (shipps @ Jan 6, 2009 -> 08:44 AM)
So you can imagine the strange visuals that went through my head thinking pink taco penis.

Dude, they give you keys to that cabinet at work!?

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