Cmon, Beckham. Really? You don't take even one pitch? I could see doing that after two ABS, having already seen Pavano, but that's just not very smart.

This offense sucks.

Beckham DFA

Out of six opportunities, Alexei was the only one to make a "productive" out.

 

Not good. But nothing new.

 

Hopefully Beckham can pick up a hit sooner or later to take some of the pressure off him.

Um, that first pitch to Garko was literally right down the plate for a ball.

ah yes, the lead off walk makes its nightly appearance.

john wtf

6 balls in a row, all started by the ball call on the pitch down the cock.

On second thought, better to walk Garko. That guy must be hitting .400+ against us career-wise.

Looks like the umpire decided to take a couple of pitches off.

danks is literally falling - straight up tumbling - off the mound these days

danks is literally falling - straight up tumbling - off the mound these days

 

Yep, and just about everything is up in the zone. Indians are going to hit a few homers with the way the ball is jumping.

jesus. 3rd start in a row with absolutely zero control.

The second and fourth pitches in that sequence were strikes.

y

Gameday seems to show this ump blowing dick behind the plate.

I miss last years John Danks.

Goodness, we f***ing suck right now. Danks is just terrible now. Fix him Cooper!

... that didn't take long.

 

Danks needs to speed his game up. It looks like hes taking too much time between pitches and overthinking it. I don't ever remember his rhythm being this slow.

Nice.

 

We're just a trash team getting beat by better trash at this point

Three run BOMB by DeRosa.

Ha!!!!!

f*** you Danks...C'mon

f*** me.

We suck.