bmags Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 I was thinking about what I would do, klondike bar style, for a 20 game win streak right about now, ala 03 athletics, or those silly rockies. Now, I'm about to move to Brazil, which has a certain reputation for a certain set of videos. No guarantees, but, if we make a big run. Check your youtube. We are also going to do a pig roast, I'll eat the eye ball and rectum. I've seen it done on Bizarre foods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elrockinMT Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Rio De Janiero? Better learn Portugese Brazilian style so you can score with the Babes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreatScott82 Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 I would bleach my hair AJ style. And im a teacher so i would get a lot of criticism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 I would sleep with Mark Kotsay's wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxAce Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 If we won 20 games in a row, I would personally drive to South Dakota and bang wite's girlfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamshack Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 QUOTE (bmags @ Sep 4, 2009 -> 03:29 PM) I was thinking about what I would do, klondike bar style, for a 20 game win streak right about now, ala 03 athletics, or those silly rockies. Now, I'm about to move to Brazil, which has a certain reputation for a certain set of videos. No guarantees, but, if we make a big run. Check your youtube. We are also going to do a pig roast, I'll eat the eye ball and rectum. I've seen it done on Bizarre foods. You're moving to Brazil? Not to derail the thread, but what are you moving there for? How exciting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxbrian Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Think about what Hawk saying "No chance" when a guy steals a base on the Sox and AJ still makes a throw down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 I'd curse we missed the playoffs by one game, Cubs style. Because you know nothing good will come from this season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MHizzle85 Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 If we were to go on a 20 game win streak.... I'd do the soulja boy dance across I-88. Wearing only a wrestling singlet. As well as the head gear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmags Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 QUOTE (iamshack @ Sep 4, 2009 -> 08:48 PM) You're moving to Brazil? Not to derail the thread, but what are you moving there for? How exciting! There's no real reason. I have some money. I have no desire to get a job in journalism. I'm thinking about grad school. It all pointed to going to Brazil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny Hates Prospects Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 QUOTE (bmags @ Sep 4, 2009 -> 04:19 PM) There's no real reason. I have some money. I have no desire to get a job in journalism. I'm thinking about grad school. It all pointed to going to Brazil. Please don't say you're White. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmags Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 No I'm really, really black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny Hates Prospects Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 QUOTE (bmags @ Sep 4, 2009 -> 04:30 PM) No I'm really, really black. Oh okay then. Then as long as you know Portugese and you dress like a homeless soccer fan, and as long as you know how to defend yourself against a knife attack, then this should all work out for you just fine. Being white would have killed your chances. Good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmags Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 QUOTE (Kenny Hates Prospects @ Sep 4, 2009 -> 09:45 PM) Oh okay then. Then as long as you know Portugese and you dress like a homeless soccer fan, and as long as you know how to defend yourself against a knife attack, then this should all work out for you just fine. Being white would have killed your chances. Good luck. Man, I'm moving to curitiba, not Rio or Sao paolo, and not the entire city is the favelas. Nonetheless I have a knife and am, really, f***ing good at using it. The untouchables was wrong, chicagoans bring knives to gun fights and still win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmags Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 by the way, though, Brazil is not a country of particularly dark skin complexion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyHobbs Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 I'll bob for apples in the toilet....and like it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny Hates Prospects Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Oh, I did not know that. I like your approach though. You're going there armed with information and a plan, which I guess is better than showing up with a few good blades and a head full of stereotypes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattZakrowski Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 I will eat my hat, literally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 QUOTE (MattZakrowski @ Sep 4, 2009 -> 06:00 PM) I will eat my hat, literally. DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! He wears a hat made of cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmags Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 Dude, I was at a Sox-Angels game in May. When Corky came to the plate I said if he gets a hit I'll eat my cup. Bastard rips a single into left. I take one bite and am chewing on it, when my friends mercifully said that it was fine. I'll chew an entire pack of black jack gum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 I will literally suck my own dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmags Posted September 4, 2009 Author Share Posted September 4, 2009 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Sep 4, 2009 -> 10:08 PM) I will literally suck my own dick. /lock thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Sep 4, 2009 -> 06:08 PM) I will literally suck my own dick. No, we want things that you wouldn't normally do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamTell Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 (edited) Become a Democrat Edited September 4, 2009 by WilliamTell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greg775 Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 I will buy Sox season tickets even though I can' t make but a game or two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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