I was thinking about what I would do, klondike bar style, for a 20 game win streak right about now, ala 03 athletics, or those silly rockies.

 

Now, I'm about to move to Brazil, which has a certain reputation for a certain set of videos. No guarantees, but, if we make a big run. Check your youtube.

 

We are also going to do a pig roast, I'll eat the eye ball and rectum. I've seen it done on Bizarre foods.

Rio De Janiero? Better learn Portugese Brazilian style so you can score with the Babes

I would bleach my hair AJ style. And im a teacher so i would get a lot of criticism.

I would sleep with Mark Kotsay's wife.

If we won 20 games in a row, I would personally drive to South Dakota and bang wite's girlfriend.

I was thinking about what I would do, klondike bar style, for a 20 game win streak right about now, ala 03 athletics, or those silly rockies.

 

Now, I'm about to move to Brazil, which has a certain reputation for a certain set of videos. No guarantees, but, if we make a big run. Check your youtube.

 

We are also going to do a pig roast, I'll eat the eye ball and rectum. I've seen it done on Bizarre foods.

You're moving to Brazil? Not to derail the thread, but what are you moving there for? How exciting!

Think about what Hawk saying "No chance" when a guy steals a base on the Sox and AJ still makes a throw down.

I'd curse we missed the playoffs by one game, Cubs style. Because you know nothing good will come from this season.

If we were to go on a 20 game win streak....

 

I'd do the soulja boy dance across I-88. Wearing only a wrestling singlet. As well as the head gear.

You're moving to Brazil? Not to derail the thread, but what are you moving there for? How exciting!

 

There's no real reason. I have some money. I have no desire to get a job in journalism. I'm thinking about grad school.

 

It all pointed to going to Brazil.

There's no real reason. I have some money. I have no desire to get a job in journalism. I'm thinking about grad school.

 

It all pointed to going to Brazil.

Please don't say you're White.

No I'm really, really black.

No I'm really, really black.

Oh okay then. Then as long as you know Portugese and you dress like a homeless soccer fan, and as long as you know how to defend yourself against a knife attack, then this should all work out for you just fine. Being white would have killed your chances. Good luck.

Oh okay then. Then as long as you know Portugese and you dress like a homeless soccer fan, and as long as you know how to defend yourself against a knife attack, then this should all work out for you just fine. Being white would have killed your chances. Good luck.

 

Man, I'm moving to curitiba, not Rio or Sao paolo, and not the entire city is the favelas. Nonetheless I have a knife and am, really, f***ing good at using it. The untouchables was wrong, chicagoans bring knives to gun fights and still win.

by the way, though, Brazil is not a country of particularly dark skin complexion.

I'll bob for apples in the toilet....and like it!

Oh, I did not know that. I like your approach though. You're going there armed with information and a plan, which I guess is better than showing up with a few good blades and a head full of stereotypes.

I will eat my hat, literally.

I will eat my hat, literally.

DON'T LISTEN TO HIM!

 

 

 

He wears a hat made of cheese.

Dude, I was at a Sox-Angels game in May. When Corky came to the plate I said if he gets a hit I'll eat my cup. Bastard rips a single into left. I take one bite and am chewing on it, when my friends mercifully said that it was fine.

 

I'll chew an entire pack of black jack gum.

I will literally suck my own dick.

I will literally suck my own dick.

/lock thread.

I will literally suck my own dick.

No, we want things that you wouldn't normally do.

Become a Democrat

Edited September 4, 200916 yr by WilliamTell

I will buy Sox season tickets even though I can' t make but a game or two.