Sixth grade bullies, some kids that were assholes through middle school, some punk ass kids from high school, (some of all of these grades never did anything with their lives so screw 'em), my ex's male best friend, my ex's boyfriend, some of the kids who tried to force religion on me, or shared their views on abortion with me and tried to say I was wrong...Add a crap ton of republicans, news anchors, politicians, and athletes to that and you are set. Also want to kick an engineering student's ass too, along with steroid pumpin' kids I knew who were jerks in frats...glad I played dirty in intramurals! Oh and I forgot about the defensive coordinator from high school football my sophomore year. That guy had no dick.

Wow.

Sixth grade bullies, some kids that were assholes through middle school, some punk ass kids from high school, (some of all of these grades never did anything with their lives so screw 'em), my ex's male best friend, my ex's boyfriend, some of the kids who tried to force religion on me, or shared their views on abortion with me and tried to say I was wrong...Add a crap ton of republicans, news anchors, politicians, and athletes to that and you are set. Also want to kick an engineering student's ass too, along with steroid pumpin' kids I knew who were jerks in frats...glad I played dirty in intramurals! Oh and I forgot about the defensive coordinator from high school football my sophomore year. That guy had no dick.

We need to get you a punching bag, Ross!

Sixth grade bullies, some kids that were assholes through middle school, some punk ass kids from high school, (some of all of these grades never did anything with their lives so screw 'em), my ex's male best friend, my ex's boyfriend, some of the kids who tried to force religion on me, or shared their views on abortion with me and tried to say I was wrong...Add a crap ton of republicans, news anchors, politicians, and athletes to that and you are set. Also want to kick an engineering student's ass too, along with steroid pumpin' kids I knew who were jerks in frats...glad I played dirty in intramurals! Oh and I forgot about the defensive coordinator from high school football my sophomore year. That guy had no dick.

 

So I'm going to assume Andrew was part of the punk ass kids from high school Ross?

The Shatner Cannon failed on Mythbusters.

 

Neither Shatner or I are interested. We don't believe in no-win situations.

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The Shatner Cannon failed on Mythbusters.

They didn't mix up the gunpowder correctly though

So I'm going to assume Andrew was part of the punk ass kids from high school Ross?

Not really, though he could wipe that smile off his face whenever he saw me. I can't remember if he hung out with some of the people I was talking about. No need to get me a punching bag either, I just wanted to comment on this thread since I had the chance.

I'd like to fight:

 

Glen Beck

Rush Limbaugh

Bill Reilly

Sarah PalinGeorge Bush

the Pope

Skinheads, Nazis, and KKK people

Tea Party people

 

yea, bring it on. >:-|

 

Since I don't hit girls I'd have my lil sister beat Palin and Michelle Malkin's asses.

 

Oh, and I'd Ox Baker Heart Punch Dick Cheney.

Oh wow, there are so many good choices on here. I personally would like to beat up many of the names already mentioned, although the Pope certainly wouldn't be one of them.

 

The people I hate the most in the world are spoiled rich kids, so that is likely who I'd target. Somebody like Oney Guillen, Kim Jong-un, or any number of "socialites" (Paris Hilton and her ilk) would suffice.

I'm actually kind of surprised that Brett Favre and LeBron James haven't been mentioned yet(obviously LeBron is a big dude but you're allowed to cheat so why not).

 

There's a lot of athletes I'd like to get a few shots in on, too many to list.

Nice to see all the peace loving democrats out in full force.

Tucker Carlson could get a one-two to the face as well...

The lady on the show "Barefoot Contessa" on the Food Network, I HATE her

I think I'd punch Dog the Bounty Hunter until my knuckles shattered.

-that Keanu look a like in all the State Farm commercials

 

The lady on the show "Barefoot Contessa" on the Food Network, I HATE her

Now why are you going to beat up a woman who could make you such amazing meals...

LeBron would be right up there. Gordon Ramsey would be a funny one to fight, just to hear him cussin at you while you took a few swings.

 

Don't care much for that Hannity dude from Fox News either.....

Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner.

 

The question is who would you want to fight. It wasn't who would you want to get your ass kicked by.

 

There would be no fight vs Shatner. He has double axe handles, flying leg kicks, and a plethora of haymakers the likes of which you couldn't begin to handle. This wouldn't be a fight, it would be a funeral.

The question is who would you want to fight. It wasn't who would you want to get your ass kicked by.

 

There would be no fight vs Shatner. He has double axe handles, flying leg kicks, and a plethora of haymakers the likes of which you couldn't begin to handle. This wouldn't be a fight, it would be a funeral.

Didn't recognize where the exact quote comes from?

Didn't recognize where the exact quote comes from?

 

Apparently not, but what I said still applies.

Apparently not, but what I said still applies.

That's an Edward Norton line in "Fight Club".

They didn't mix up the gunpowder correctly though

They used regular gunpowder and blew up the cannon. RIP Captain Kirk - Gorn Food.

They used regular gunpowder and blew up the cannon. RIP Captain Kirk - Gorn Food.

Regular gunpowder would be even more high-powered than what you'd make if you'd whipped it up on your own but did it right.

 

Mixing sulfur, saltpeter, and charcoal produces a burning reaction, not an explosive one, since a lot of it just burns in the air. If you wet the material, then dry it, the grain size grows and you get a stronger explosion. However, if you want to make it into modern, high-quality powder, you do more refining steps to get the purity up and get the amounts exactly right.

After watching American History X, I wanted to kick Edward Norton's ass real bad.

 

That is how you know someone is a good actor.

After watching American History X, I wanted to kick Edward Norton's ass real bad.

 

That is how you know someone is a good actor.

That movie is awesome.