Says the guy who doesn't know his limits anymore.

Just finished another beer, a Spotted Cow IPA. I may be over 25 deep right now....but still going strong, my friend keeps making me drink every game of super smash bros.

 

Did a recount with friends, I had 30 drinks last night...

Edited September 30, 201114 yr by bigruss22

Time for Sex and Pizza*. Everything is wonderful.

 

*One at a time, no Costanza

Feelin pretty nice on a Sunday (or Monday.. whatever) Ya.. drinking on a Sunday/Monday. Sue me.

My apartment built a Keystone Throne out of 40 Keystone Light cases.

 

$600 on my credit card now....

Edited October 3, 201114 yr by bigruss22

Whyyy monday night whyyyyy

3eb ftw

f***ing girls, but I love them. f***ing senior year, but I love it.

hellofriends

Yayyy other people are in this thread!!! Went hard tongiht since i have to study this wkeeend. I love dollar wells nights, i also love taking my apartment and being right across the street from bars. #collegelifewinning

drunks

I took an hour long nap in a parking lot this weekend. When the officer who woke me up asked me if I knew what time it was, I said "6:30...in the morning?" He said no, it's night. He told me that he had an ambulance on the way and that I was going to be taken to the hospital. I told him to call them back and cancel it. He said he couldn't. I proved I was healthy enough and he said that I probably wouldn't need to go to the hospital. So we started walking towards the street. He told me to take it easy, so I started jogging. He asked if I was OK again and I did a 180 and started running backwards. I told him I was fine.

 

I don't think he was too happy with me, but he didn't issue me a ticket.

The elevator beeps in this building are disturbingly melodic at 1:00 a.m. when no one is stopping at your floor

 

I have a Dawn session to be at in 7:02. I figure you don't care. But I won't remember typing this.

I am a drunk texter, and since my phone is broken I have gone onto being a drunk facebooker, such a bad bad thing.

DUI Mario kart makes the best nights. Though I'm concerned that over 20 drinks doesn't get me that drunk anymore...that can't be healthy.

 

Hello

soooo....................beers.

DUI Mario kart makes the best nights. Though I'm concerned that over 20 drinks doesn't get me that drunk anymore...that can't be healthy.

 

DUI Mario Kart is awesome, but I can only keep up with 1 beer per race for so long.

that. sounds. fantastic.

at 23 i never thought i would be on the verge of spontaneous combustion what is wrong with me?

 

s*** im 24.

Why must I always insist on shots and triples at the bar, once again over 20 drinks easily, and drunk....at least.

Drank plenty of big hurt beer and labatt blue tonight. hall and oates are awesome.

Well....I think I died last night. I blacked out HARD, and feel like death still.

you know whats the best?

 

#beerswithfriends

What the f*** happened last night?

What the f*** happened last night?

A typical Saturday for you, that's what