i speaks the truff like odb did, but its always fun to wake up and read what the truth is.

Well one thing always happens with family in town, we get drunk. And that's why I love them.

I love being in college. Sat on the sidewalk with my roommates for 4 hours and drank a bunch of beer. love it.

I went to a wedding last night and night and I have a portable breathalyzer that I like to check in with after a night out. There were bottles of Tangueray Vodka on every table and an open bar. I blew .03 upon my return home. Today, no wedding and only a bottle of wine in the house. Ed Farmer: "Light it up"!

 

I also might buy a ukulele.

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I went to a wedding last night and night and I have a portable breathalyzer that I like to check in with after a night out. There were bottles of Tangueray Vodka on every table and an open bar. I blew .03 upon my return home. Today, no wedding and only a bottle of wine in the house. Ed Farmer: "Light it up"!

 

I also might buy a ukulele.

That's not high...? Right when you got home?

No, it isn't. What I meant is that I didn't want to act like a stumbling fool in front of family, despite the plethora of liquor at my disposal.

Well this is the "I am drunk" thread.

Yeah, the bottle of wine was my qualifier for that criteria.

Went out with like 10 people last night. Neither of us remember what happened after 1am. If one of us was missing it would have been the hangover.

i'm drunker than snot

snot drinks?

I concur

One of those "nights" for a typical guy. Seems like every girl you talk to.. you get shot down. Rarely it happens to me.. but I guess thats karma for teasing my buddy last week when he was getting shot down numerous times.

I think I set a post-college Steve record for boozism last night.

I think I violated any number of laws Saturday night, including vandalism and public urination.

I think I violated any number of laws Saturday night, including vandalism and public urination.

I talked to a police officer in downtown St. Louis the night of Mardi Gras after she saw me pee on a car and somehow got out of any trouble. I was proud.

Drunk out of my mind last night. But before that, met a fine ass playboy model. Pretty cool.

You know its good when every forum has LittleHurt05 as the last post....good night

I accidentally sent my gf this message not too long ago . . .

 

“What time do you get off lunch tomorrow?”

 

“You already know I get off at 11:30 . . . who was that message meant towards to?”

 

Me: “You I was just making sure.”

 

Next thing you know the FB status is “COMPLICATED.”

 

24 oz Milwaukee's Best Ice (5.9%) = BEAST MODE

I am drunk. And being drunk I weep for what is considered good posting.

 

Some of you I love, but to many are just so terrible it takes the fun out of reading the forums.

 

Most of you knw what im talking about.

You know it was a good night when you wake up and somehow think its Friday morning.

Man I got really drunk last night, woke up at a friends apartment in Chicago using his shoes as a pillow as I slept on the floor.

Well I was supposed to go to the Sox game today... but when your friends can't find you and you don't answer your phone because your passed out well then you messed up. f***in booze!