September 16, 201114 yr Who would you assemble from this site to coach our beloved Sox? (GM) NorthSideSox72 - Solid understanding of players and leagues - Good with numbers - Thinks short & long term (Manager) lostfan - Has the ability to lead - Excellent communication skills - I think he'd be a good motivator - Brutally honest (Pitching Coach) fathom - Seems to know what he's talking about when it comes to pitching - Has watched more innings pitched than anyone on this site (Hitting Coach) southsideirish71 - Would not use a batting tee for players - Would remind hitters this isn't the NL (Advanced scouts) Kalapse, chw42, Jordan4Life, Greg Hibbard - The stat heads (Team trainer) ptatc - Only medic on this site that I'm aware of (Team beat writer) bozzie - speaks in 3rd person - loves writing about the team (Southpaw) greg775 - good at cheerleading (Beer vendor) knightni - will be fired in mid-April for consuming large quantity of beer while working (Batboy) Reddy - Only Soxtalk member that is within height/weight restrictions for Sox batboys Edited September 16, 201114 yr by BigSqwert
September 16, 201114 yr Author QUOTE (knightni @ Sep 16, 2011 -> 12:24 PM) I'd like to be a beer vendor in that administration. Added
September 16, 201114 yr Can I be Juan Nieves...I'm good at doing nothin' and could fetch fathom his adult beverages. eww....pick me-pick me *hand stretched high*
September 16, 201114 yr QUOTE (Papa Tru @ Sep 16, 2011 -> 01:48 PM) can we just keep ozzie? We can just put Greg on there.
September 16, 201114 yr Author QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Sep 16, 2011 -> 01:21 PM) I dislike you very much right now bigsqwert. #feelsleftout The purpose of this thread was for everyone to take a crack at their own list. I didn't even include myself in the list I came up with. If it makes you feel better we'll have a KyYle23 bobblehead night next season.
September 16, 201114 yr QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Sep 16, 2011 -> 01:24 PM) The purpose of this thread was for everyone to take a crack at their own list. I didn't even include myself in the list I came up with. If it makes you feel better we'll have a KyYle23 bobblehead night next season. every night of the season. different poses. Mostly variations of me flexing
September 16, 201114 yr Author QUOTE (KyYlE23 @ Sep 16, 2011 -> 01:25 PM) every night of the season. different poses. Mostly variations of me flexing Well if you went to med school like Aunt Barbara tried pushing you to do, you'd be the team trainer. You'd be the Sox version of Patch Adams.
September 16, 201114 yr QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Sep 16, 2011 -> 01:28 PM) Well if you went to med school like Aunt Barbara tried pushing you to do, you'd be the team trainer. You'd be the Sox version of Patch Adams. There is no way I could unseat ptatc.
September 16, 201114 yr Alright, I'll give it a shot. GM - RockRaines Manager - Steve9347 Pitching Coach - Kalapse Hitting Coach - caulfield12 Base Coaches - Jordan4Life and fathom Bench Coach - Tex Announcers - BigSqwert (play by play) and greg775 (color) - That would be some interesting listening.
September 16, 201114 yr Author QUOTE (pittshoganerkoff @ Sep 16, 2011 -> 01:53 PM) Alright, I'll give it a shot. GM - RockRaines Manager - Steve9347 Pitching Coach - Kalapse Hitting Coach - caulfield12 Base Coaches - Jordan4Life and fathom Bench Coach - Tex Announcers - BigSqwert (play by play) and greg775 (color) - That would be some interesting listening. at the announcers. It might get as uncomfortable as some of the games in the Hawk/DJ era.
September 16, 201114 yr QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Sep 16, 2011 -> 02:55 PM) at the announcers. It might get as uncomfortable as some of the games in the Hawk/DJ era. "Whatever you do, just don't strap it on."
September 16, 201114 yr QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Sep 16, 2011 -> 01:55 PM) at the announcers. It might get as uncomfortable as some of the games in the Hawk/DJ era. BigSqwert: And Dunn goes down on strikes again. I'll tell ya, Greg, I'm surprised we didn't see a pinch hitter there. greg775: Well, it was the right decision. The guy makes a lot of money, he's gotta earn it. BigSqwert: But at the cost of losing the game? greg775: If that's what happens, then we all know who to blame. The bum who struck out. BigSqwert: *pause* Greg, you and I both knew Dunn had a better chance of striking out than driving in a run. *pause* *chuckle* Doesn't the manager know that? greg775: I talked to some friends in Lawrence, Kansas, and they said it's always the right decision to play the guy who makes the most money. BigSqwert: *pause* You know... *pause* I wish I could swear.
September 16, 201114 yr QUOTE (pittshoganerkoff @ Sep 16, 2011 -> 06:53 PM) Alright, I'll give it a shot. GM - RockRaines Manager - Steve9347 Pitching Coach - Kalapse Hitting Coach - caulfield12 Base Coaches - Jordan4Life and fathom Bench Coach - Tex Announcers - BigSqwert (play by play) and greg775 (color) - That would be some interesting listening. God help us in games when we're playing Toronto and J4L is coaching 3rd. Lawrie might have to get a restraining order against him.
September 16, 201114 yr QUOTE (pittshoganerkoff @ Sep 16, 2011 -> 07:23 PM) BigSqwert: And Dunn goes down on strikes again. I'll tell ya, Greg, I'm surprised we didn't see a pinch hitter there. greg775: Well, it was the right decision. The guy makes a lot of money, he's gotta earn it. BigSqwert: But at the cost of losing the game? greg775: If that's what happens, then we all know who to blame. The bum who struck out. BigSqwert: *pause* Greg, you and I both knew Dunn had a better chance of striking out than driving in a run. *pause* *chuckle* Doesn't the manager know that? greg775: I talked to some friends in Lawrence, Kansas, and they said it's always the right decision to play the guy who makes the most money. BigSqwert: *pause* You know... *pause* I wish I could swear. :notworthy
September 16, 201114 yr QUOTE (pittshoganerkoff @ Sep 16, 2011 -> 08:23 PM) BigSqwert: And Dunn goes down on strikes again. I'll tell ya, Greg, I'm surprised we didn't see a pinch hitter there. greg775: Well, it was the right decision. The guy makes a lot of money, he's gotta earn it. BigSqwert: But at the cost of losing the game? greg775: If that's what happens, then we all know who to blame. The bum who struck out. BigSqwert: *pause* Greg, you and I both knew Dunn had a better chance of striking out than driving in a run. *pause* *chuckle* Doesn't the manager know that? greg775: I talked to some friends in Lawrence, Kansas, and they said it's always the right decision to play the guy who makes the most money. BigSqwert: *pause* You know... *pause* I wish I could swear. You guys have lost it.
September 16, 201114 yr Well I'm honored, Sqwert. Now, how long until lostfan and I get into a fistfight? lf, do you have any sons I need to worry about? If I had to make mine... GM: Kalapse Manager: lostfan Bench Coach: southsideirish71 Pitching coach: RockRaines Hitting coach: Kyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyle23 Trainer: duh (ptatc) Scout team: chw42, CerbahoWG, Balta1701, danman31 Beat Writer: GregHibbard Southpaw: elrockinMT Beer Vendors: Heads22, J4L PR/Marketing: Steve9837465923847659238756234978 and BigSqwert Team President: Me of course Accountant and Business Officer: Chisoxfn Announcers: SS2K5 and fathom (he he) Bat Boy: greg775
September 16, 201114 yr QUOTE (greg775 @ Sep 16, 2011 -> 02:26 PM) You guys have lost it. We have no choice but to lose it after this season.
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