That thing must have come out of a steer's ass.

No, but they injected the same stuff into ARod's.

Cardinals Pitching Coach Dave Duncan is stepping down to deal with family issues, his wife has cancer.

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Mariners Agree To Sign Hisashi Iwakuma

 

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Iwakuma gets $1.5 M base, plus $3.4 M tied to IP, GS + awards. Gets $200 K for 20 starts and up every couple from there. 400K more for 30 GS

 

MLBInsideNews Scott Swaim

#Breaking: Kendrys Morales is considering retirement as he meets with Dr. In Colorado. If he gets bad news from the ankle specialist (cont)

 

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... he may retire. He doesn't want to do another surgery. This all according to a source familiar with his thinking.

 

That's nothing! Athletes always getting away with s***!

 

Pretty standard punishment for DUI/DWI

Cardinals Pitching Coach Dave Duncan is stepping down to deal with family issues, his wife has cancer.

 

That could hurt the Cardinals as much as losing Pujols did, if not more.

MLBInsideNews Scott Swaim

#Breaking: Kendrys Morales is considering retirement as he meets with Dr. In Colorado. If he gets bad news from the ankle specialist (cont)

 

MLBInsideNews Scott Swaim

... he may retire. He doesn't want to do another surgery. This all according to a source familiar with his thinking.

 

Just unbelievable to see one freak play in a joyful moment potentially end a guy's career like that.

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Pitbull can have a real good time with Dr. Pepper, but Mark Buehrle can't have a real good time with his pitbull -- at least in Miami-Dade County.

 

As passed along by Tom Fornelli, there's a law on the books in Miami-Dade County that prohibits ownership of pitbulls, and Buehrle's Americna Staffordshire Terrier is a kind of pitbull. Thus, Buehrle can't live in the city of Miami or the surrounding metro area the county encompasses.

 

Pitbulls aren't the safest of dogs, I guess, but as Fornelli points out Miami-Dade County residents can own all sorts of exotic and super-dangerous creatures. Maybe there's a law requiring ducks to wear long pants, too.

Did you add the Simpsons quote or did the writer?

Did you add the Simpsons quote or did the writer?

 

Writer.

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Cards to announce Derek Lilliquist as pitching coach, Dyer Miller as bullpen coach #stlcards

 

It disgusts me to see Buehrle and Zambrano in the same rotation.

It doesn't disgust me. Zambrano ain't a cubby anymore. We can root for him now. Always thought that he was a decent pitcher just way too emotional on the field. B&Z beating the cuBS would be sweet.

Just unbelievable to see one freak play in a joyful moment potentially end a guy's career like that.

 

It's really depressing.

 

It doesn't disgust me. Zambrano ain't a cubby anymore. We can root for him now. Always thought that he was a decent pitcher just way too emotional on the field. B&Z beating the cuBS would be sweet.

 

f*** that. I hate the Marlins except for Mark and Zambrano is a piece of s***. There's emotional then there is "asshole."

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Ridiculous that cities have laws like this...especially some of the more progressive cities like Denver.

Ridiculous that cities have laws like this...especially some of the more progressive cities like Denver.

 

Lots of underground dogfighting rings ruined it for everyone else.

Ridiculous that cities have laws like this...especially some of the more progressive cities like Denver.

 

There really isn't a political rhyme to what places ban. You have liberal states like IL and NY, and you have places like TX.

Lots of underground dogfighting rings ruined it for everyone else.

And people who didn't control their dogs.

Jorge Posada expected to retire.

I'll wait for a Pt answer...is that the sort of problem that might be related to being overweight/out of shape?

Sorry, been out of town skiing. While there isn't a direct correlation, people with extra weight do tend to have more spinal arthritis and bone issues.

And people like me who were forced to sleep in $30 hotel rooms the last 2 nights in China instead of a 5 star hotel, lol. Long story.

 

God, changing from a nice hard bed to a much softer one tore up my back in Crede/Jenks-ish ways in 72 hours.

 

 

And people who didn't control their dogs.

More like people who bred and trained their dogs to be out of control...

More like people who bred and trained their dogs to be out of control...

Bred, that maybe true...but at least IMO, a lot of the people with Pit Bulls who cause trouble haven't trained them to be out of control, they just have failed to train/keep them under control.

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Sources: RHP Aaron Cook in agreement with #RedSox on minor-league deal. Pending physical. Will compete for spot in rotation in spring. #MLB

 

Bred, that maybe true...but at least IMO, a lot of the people with Pit Bulls who cause trouble haven't trained them to be out of control, they just have failed to train/keep them under control.

Ok, well I don't want to turn this into the dog thread, but this could be said about almost any breed not in the toy group of breeds...

Makes the Jackson/Stewart trade look that much better.

 

Blue Jays Designate Mark Teahen For Assignment

 

The Blue Jays designated third baseman Mark Teahen for assignment to open a 40-man roster spot for Darren Oliver, announced the team.