4 words.

 

Minka.Kelly.Sex.Tape

4 words.

 

Minka.Kelly.Sex.Tape

 

I never understand how those get filmed.

 

"Hey baby, you know what would make this hot? If we filmed it on camera."

"Why?"

"...why? Uh, so I can adore your body always."

"Sounds about right. Let's do this!"

Apparently she might have been underage at the time. Sucks to be the ex-boyfriend if that's the case. Going from potential millions selling the thing to a felon.

Apparently she might have been underage at the time. Sucks to be the ex-boyfriend if that's the case. Going from potential millions selling the thing to a felon.

 

Whoops.

Apparently she might have been underage at the time. Sucks to be the ex-boyfriend if that's the case. Going from potential millions selling the thing to a felon.

 

I'll hazard a guess that she wasn't. That's what her people are probably pushing to make sure no one buys it.

I'll hazard a guess that she wasn't. That's what her people are probably pushing to make sure no one buys it.

 

Well officer I was just watching the video so I could ascertain her age.

 

Well officer I was just watching the video so I could ascertain her age.

 

 

That's not my urine. Someone CGI'd that in there.

That's not my urine. Someone CGI'd that in there.

 

I thought she had been stung by a jellyfish, so I did what they taught me on Friends.

I thought she had been stung by a jellyfish, so I did what they taught me on Friends.

Hey that one was on late last night.

Six Women Rape Man To Death

There are worse ways to go...

Six Women Rape Man To Death

 

OK, nothing funny about death, but this pic accompanying the article...

 

 

Just wow.

Who put his pants back on him?

Is it terrible that this made me think of Futurama and "death by snoo-snoo"

Is it terrible that this made me think of Futurama and "death by snoo-snoo"

Seconded.

 

 

 

Is it terrible that this made me think of Futurama and "death by snoo-snoo"

 

Itd be terrible if it didnt.

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Seconded.

 

 

Awesome.

Six Women Rape Man To Death

Thank God for living in America.

How hard is it to make your own website?

How hard is it to make your own website?

 

Pretty easy these days with stuff like wordpress

How hard is it to make your own website?

 

Jason Gage did it.

Making isn't the hard part. Its the marketing of it that is hard.

Making isn't the hard part. Its the marketing of it that is hard.

 

In all seriousness, this is sooooo true. It is really hard to get something off of the ground, and relatively self-sustaining.

If anyone is interested in joining a $25 fantasy football league through talkbears send me an PM or post in the thread there. Ive been running a keeper league over there for 3 or 4 seasons and its become really popular but its rare a spot opens up and Ive had a few people ask me about joining so I am going to try to make a second one. I have about 5 people committed so far and I dont think I will have much trouble filling in the rest of the teams. The format will probably be the same as the first one but will be open to a vote for any changes the owners want to make. We use leaguesafe to hold the money also. If anyone has any questions or is interested please let me know.

I dvr'd that s*** after your tweet. Bah.

 

He's the lawyer for the kid who's friend died on the bus.