http://www.molewoodmedia.co.uk/live/

 

If anyone is up and feels like watching a live feed of the International Quidditch Association Summer Games/Olympic Expo in Oxford. Here's a choppy stream!

 

The teams are USA, Canada, UK, France, and Australia.

 

Edit: Dear lord this feed is terrible.

Edited July 8, 201213 yr by Quinarvy

Need a little AC diagnostic assistance. Yesterday afternoon, my AC stopped working. Our furnace blower works just fine, and the fan on the AC unit turns on, but it doesnt blow cold air. If I sit and listen to the AC unit outside, it sounds like the condenser is TRYING to kick in, but wont "turn over", it runs for about 1-2 seconds, then shuts down. Any idea what it might be?

It's hot?

 

 

It's hot?

Airplane gets stuck in melting runway at Reagan National airport.

Need a little AC diagnostic assistance. Yesterday afternoon, my AC stopped working. Our furnace blower works just fine, and the fan on the AC unit turns on, but it doesnt blow cold air. If I sit and listen to the AC unit outside, it sounds like the condenser is TRYING to kick in, but wont "turn over", it runs for about 1-2 seconds, then shuts down. Any idea what it might be?

Compressor could be bad.

I want to have sex with Emma Watson. There, I said it.

I want to have sex with Emma Watson. There, I said it.

 

That shouldn't be so hard to admit. She is of age, she is a good looking girl

That shouldn't be so hard to admit. She is of age, she is a good looking girl

I promise I won't call her Hermione Granger during. (Unless she somehow likes that)

I promise I won't call her Hermione Granger during. (Unless she somehow likes that)

 

I'm betting she'd absolutely hate it.

Compressor could be bad.

It ended up just being the capacitor. New capacitor, starter, and $420 later... all fixed and cold air blows again!

It ended up just being the capacitor. New capacitor, starter, and $420 later... all fixed and cold air blows again!

So, your capacitor was in flux? Gotcha.

So, your capacitor was in flux? Gotcha.

I was trying so hard to come up with a joke like that and I had nothing. Well done!

I'm betting she'd absolutely hate it.

 

I bet she screams spells like Expecto Patronum in the middle of it.

Thanks for the recommendations. St. Louis Bachelor party = success.

What would happen if you tried to hit a baseball pitched at 90% the speed of light?

What would happen if you tried to hit a baseball pitched at 90% the speed of light?

 

I'd strike out.

I'd strike out.

 

Looking.

Looking.

 

Nope. I'd swing before it even started to leave the pitching machine.

Nope. I'd swing before it even started to leave the pitching machine.

If the ball was traveling at > c, the ball would also arrive before it left the pitching machine as well.

Nope. I'd swing before it even started to leave the pitching machine.

 

 

If the ball was traveling at > c, the ball would also arrive before it left the pitching machine as well.

 

Ha, HE GAWN!

A spunky 17-year-old who had his right arm partially torn from his body during a vicious alligator attack, told FoxNews.com that he wants the alligator’s head.

"I'm going to use it for a prosthetic armrest," Kaleb Langdale said in an exclusive interview. “I want his head."

The Florida teen lost his right arm below the elbow Monday night during an alligator attack. He said he survived by offering the 11-foot alligator his arm, and used the skills he learned by watching TV shows like "Swamp People" to survive the brutal attack.

 

"I'm glad the alligator attacked me, because if it was any of my friends, they probably would have died," he said.

Langdale said the alligator lunged at him as he tried to swim away on the Caloosahatchee River near Moore Haven. He felt the pressure of the alligator clamping down on his arm and knew the alligator had a locked grip when it started to perform a death roll. Bones cracked like twigs and all that remained of his arm was what he described as a dangling tendon.

"I still couldn't break free because I was still attached to the tendon," he said. "Then the gator did another death roll and I kicked my way out of it."

Gary Beck, a friend, said Langdale popped out of the water, screaming "call the paramedics, my arm is gone."

Langdale, who said adrenaline was flowing, managed to get to the other side of the river. His friends called 911 and he stanched the bleeding by squeezing what was left of his arm between his legs. He said when he tried to walk, he fell into a cactus.

"It was there that I found spider webs that I also used to stop the bleeding,” he said. “I kept telling myself that people die when they start hyperventilating. So I kept telling myself to breath.”

He said rescuers were at the scene within minutes. He was rushed to a Fort Myers hospital, but the arm couldn't be reattached.

Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission spokesman Jorge Pino told Fox News the teen's arm was still inside the 11-foot alligator when it was hunted down and killed Monday evening.

Officials say it's alligator mating season and attacks are not uncommon.

Felinda Langdale, the teen’s mother, told FoxNews.com that she was devastated when she found out about the attack. She said her son is staying positive about the situation and said he gets his perseverance from her.

"He could have lost his life," she said. "Half an arm is nothing."

Beck said Langdale was in good spirits. They said he was just happy the gator got his right arm instead of his left because that is what he uses to steer his airboat. ( )

Langdale, meanwhile, said he hopes to track down the alligator trapper and make an arrangement to receive its head.

"You can't do this to me and get away with it," he said. [/b]

 

 

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/07/10/allig.../#ixzz20FBTD5lU

 

I tell you hwut.

Edited July 11, 201213 yr by Swingandalongonetoleft

It ended up just being the capacitor. New capacitor, starter, and $420 later... all fixed and cold air blows again!

 

I had the exact same problem at my rental condo last year. They replaced the capacitor, added an extra starter one, and everything worked again. Now as soon as the heat started this summer, the f***ing A/C is stuggling again and can't get below 80. Having them come back out on Saturday, it better not be the same thing.

Am I the only one to find the ESPN The Mag Body Issue...weird and creepy? Gronkowski with a pinata on his nuts? I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be getting from this.

Am I the only one to find the ESPN The Mag Body Issue...weird and creepy? Gronkowski with a pinata on his nuts? I'm not sure what I'm supposed to be getting from this.

 

Respect the glory of Tyson's ass gracing the front page.

 

Can't they be in underwear? What's wrong with underwear?