I hope Quintana lives up to the mythical status we have bestowed upon him

 

The Feathered Serpent scoffs at this notion.

Steve might have to change his superman picture to a feathered serpent

The Jesus (the guy in my avatar) also has the last name Quintana. And as we know, nobody f***s with The Jesus. Cleveland is doomed.

Most Mesoamerican beliefs included cycles of suns. Usually, our current time was considered the fifth sun, the previous four having been destroyed by flood, fire and the like. Quetzalcoatl went to Mictlan, the underworld, and created fifth-world mankind from the bones of the previous races (with the help of Cihuacoatl), using his own blood, from a wound he inflicted on his earlobes, calyes, tongue, and penis, to imbue the bones with new life.

 

It is also suggested that he was a son of Xochiquetzal and Mixcoatl.[citation needed]

One Aztec story claims that Quetzalcoatl was tricked by Tezcatlipoca into becoming drunk and sleeping with a celibate priestess (in some accounts, his sister Quetzalpetlatl) and then burned himself to death out of remorse. His heart became the morning star (see Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli).

 

Quintana

 

You definitely hit the nail on the head here, Q...this is very similar to the scouting report Kyle gave us earlier...

Edited May 25, 201213 yr by iamshack

Choo-Choo rf

Kipnis 2b

AssDribble ss

Carlos Santana c

Lopez 3b

Duncan DH

Caveman lf

Kotchman 1b

Crappy ex-Sox draft pick cf

 

 

ADA cf

Gordo 2b

Dunn DH

PK14 1b

Rios rf

AJP c

Tank lf

Alexei SS

O-Dawg 3b

Choo-Choo rf

Kipnis 2b

AssDribble ss

Carlos Santana c

Lopez 3b

Duncan DH

Caveman lf

Kotchman 1b

Crappy ex-Sox draft pick cf

 

That's just not a playoff team.

That's just not a playoff team.

Damn straight. But this is:

ADA cf

Gordo 2b

Dunn DH

PK14 1b

Rios rf

AJP c

Tank lf

Alexei SS

O-Dawg 3b

That's just not a playoff team.

 

When Jose Lopez is hitting 5th, you know damn well that's not a playoff team.

When Jose Lopez is hitting 5th, you know damn well that's not a playoff team.

 

 

Except you would probably say the same thing about whoever's our #2 hitter, #3 hitter (Dunn) and #5-6 hitter (Rios) coming into this season, not to mention 3B and Beckham.

 

Lopez is really only in there because of injuries.

 

And they do have the prospect of yet another return to Hawk's and Ozzie's good graces for Grazy Sizemore, the formerly legendary best all-around player in the AL Central Division.

 

 

Damn straight. But this is:

ADA cf

Gordo 2b

Dunn DH

PK14 1b

Rios rf

AJP c

Tank lf

Alexei SS

O-Dawg 3b

 

It doesn't have to be, but there is plenty of talent for it to be.

 

When Jose Lopez is hitting 5th, you know damn well that's not a playoff team.

 

 

Except you would probably say the same thing about whoever's our #2 hitter, #3 hitter (Dunn) and #5-6 hitter (Rios) coming into this season, not to mention 3B and Beckham.

 

Lopez is really only in there because of injuries.

 

And they do have the prospect of yet another return to Hawk's and Ozzie's good graces for Grazy Sizemore, the formerly legendary best all-around player in the AL Central Division.

 

The difference is that Jose Lopez was never going to be any good. While Beckham, Dunn, Rios have been bad, you know the type of talent and in 2/3 cases, how much production has been there before.

Back half is pretty bad but the front half is really good. Kipnis is legit. Their pitching is only decent though, and Lowe is due for a huge regression.

 

In other words, interesting summer coming up.

Looks like Hafner to miss the whole series...Not mad about it.

Looks like Hafner to miss the whole series...Not mad about it.

Yeah, he was really struggling to run the bases against the Tigers...

Very strange. I have the correct lineup not sure where you got yours. Here it is

 

Da DA cf

Bacon 2b

AdamBomb DH

King Kong 1b

tar rf

AJ c

Tank lf

Missile SS

O-Dawg 3b

 

Noah p (first pitch)

DaQ p (second pitch and thereafter)

 

 

Very strange. I have the correct lineup not sure where you got yours. Here it is

 

Da DA cf

Bacon 2b

AdamBomb DH

King Kong 1b

tar rf

AJ c

Tank lf

Missile SS

O-Dawg 3b

 

Noah p (first pitch)

DaQ p (second pitch and thereafter)

 

Rios's nickname is tar? Really?

Cleveland is nothing that couldn't be fixed by a nuclear bomb or two.

 

Cleveland's best attribute is that it is not Detroit, and I am not talking baseball.

Rios's nickname is tar? Really?

 

We don't question nicknames around here anymore. We just let them go

Cleveland's best attribute is that it is not Detroit, and I am not talking baseball.

 

That is like saying I may be a pile of s***, but at least I am not a pile of vomit and s***.

CSN just showed a graphic, the Sox are 14-0 when they have homered at least twice, 9-22 when homering once or less. Put a couple on the board boys.

Edited May 25, 201213 yr by Dick Allen

leadoff double for Choo

Quintana learning about changing locations.

It's gotta be so hard just coming into a team cold and getting a start out of the blue.

 

I'm sure everyone here will sigh/swear/pant if Quintana melts down, but nonetheless I'll make that point.

Dear Jose:

 

They watched the tape and saw how all you did is throw outside. Please take this into account with your pitch selection.

The Feathered Serpent needs to get some strikes.