No s*** Sherlock!

 

I'm posting in a drinks thread for the first time ever and no one is here to converse with me. This train ride is boring.

It really was a shame no one was here to console you. Instead you just started sending out absurd tweets from the FutureSox account. We had to claim that the site was "hacked".

Happy Christmas party? That should be me tonight. They are doing it at Shay on Ontario tonight. Never been there.

 

Sort of. Post-work thing. 4 7-point beer pints on an empty stomach. Oops.

 

It really was a shame no one was here to console you. Instead you just started sending out absurd tweets from the FutureSox account. We had to claim that the site was "hacked".

LOL, I remember thinking (in a haze) that I needed to be careful not to do that.

 

At the major fundraiser for my wife's school. Drunk. These guys are too rich and too f***ing tall. I'm 6'1'' and feeling short. What the f***. And why does autocorrect keep me from typing f***

Someone just took a dump, it sold for $3000. Damn, even the women are taller. What the hell do they feed people up here. Jesus.

Guy in a wheelchair just passed me, he said hey shorty get out of the way. The women are 6' 3" what the hell are they feeding this crowd? I got a hug, her boobs are resting on my head.

LOL, apparently drunk Tex gets shorter as the night goes on.

 

I went to a wedding yesterday and my wife got TRASHED. It was really funny and I enjoyed it. Her filter becomes non existent

I went to a wedding yesterday and my wife got TRASHED. It was really funny and I enjoyed it. Her filter becomes non existent

 

" I DIDN'T THINK WHORES COULD WEAR WHITE AT THEIR WEDDING!!!"

 

"Honey, that is your sister!"

I got so drunk on Saturday that I'm still hungover as f*** today.

Guy in a wheelchair just passed me, he said hey shorty get out of the way. The women are 6' 3" what the hell are they feeding this crowd? I got a hug, her boobs are resting on my head.

 

OMG this is good.

Well I'm happy NSS and Tex at least made this thread interesting the last few weeks.

 

The 2014 version of this thread was a real disappointment so hopefully 2015 brings some good drinking for everyone!

Opened this topic, why the f*** was it closed, prime drinking nights going on now!!

 

Drunk as a mother f***ing skunk

Opened this topic, why the f*** was it closed, prime drinking nights going on now!!

 

Drunk as a mother f***ing skunk

 

This was most likely Kyle's fault.

This was most likely Kyle's fault.

And he probably wasn't even drunk.

I drank for the first time in a month last night(what?) and I feel like s*** today. The lesson here is drinking a lot and consistently is good for you.

I need proof it was my fault.

I drank for the first time in a month last night(what?) and I feel like s*** today. The lesson here is drinking a lot and consistently is good for you.

 

what happened to you man?

 

I also got drunk last night...wedding and stuff.

what happened to you man?

He is declining. Way past his prime.

what happened to you man?

 

I also got drunk last night...wedding and stuff.

Sometime's I get overly obsessed with fitness and try to be good for a few months, it's really no excuse though and I apologize to my millions of fans.

 

I have a fun 12/31-1/3 planned though so this thread might get blown up with drunk stories from me.

He is declining. Way past his prime.

I STILL GOT IT, I SWEAR

Sometime's I get overly obsessed with fitness and try to be good for a few months, it's really no excuse though and I apologize to my millions of fans.

 

I have a fun 12/31-1/3 planned though so this thread might get blown up with drunk stories from me.

I would think being extra fit would increase your drinking ability...

hi

so I been wondering some stuff, like what is the meaning of life LOL NO but for reals like do flip people off with your thumb out or in? What's proper nomenclature in that situation

so I been wondering some stuff, like what is the meaning of life LOL NO but for reals like do flip people off with your thumb out or in? What's proper nomenclature in that situation

 

hi

 

 

so I been wondering some stuff, like what is the meaning of life LOL NO but for reals like do flip people off with your thumb out or in? What's proper nomenclature in that situation

I do in but I think either is acceptable.