Christ

WTF

Wow, this defense has been worse than last season so far.

Danks picks up Abreu with his next pitch

Nice job Danks.

Ramirez is going to have about 30-40 errors this season. Jose Valentin territory.

 

Konerko saved him 10-15 per season, easily.

So we have both the tiniest CF, tiniest catcher and tiniest 3B coach?

 

Does Eddie Gaedel have any family members surviving?

 

And Leury's not exactly Captain America/Puig, either.

 

He's 6'3", but yes he does.

 

http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/p...id=gaedel001kyl

I won't say it. Better censor myself here.

Wow, this defense has been worse than last season so far.

 

 

The only place for improvement is probably DeAza/Eaton.

 

Rios>Garcia, Beckham>Semien, Gillaspie will never be better than average, nor will Davidson....Abreu's worse than Konerko.

 

By default, anything is better than Phegley, I guess.

 

Ramirez might challenge 40 errors.

Will Chen give up a baserunner the rest of this game?

After last year, they should be taking infield practice almost everyday.

Chen just owns the Sox

I feel like Marcus over-does it with the trigger he uses on his swing.

That was a fast half-inning!

Gees this game could fly by with Chen and Danks

Danks getting some bad swings on that change-up

Hahaha it's a f***ing circus

dare i say a Cuban sandwich??

What the hell just happened?

What the hell just happened?

A popout 2-3. I think the box score actually captures it perfectly.

At least this team is interesting to watch

That was freaky. We'll take it.

nice 1-2-3 Danks

Danks cruising

Happy with how Danks looks 100% better than 2013.