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I don't care what you named your right hand.

My wife is hot!

Bob "day late dollar short" Nightengale. We can read the tweets like anybody else.

Step one. Find a Wife.

File size requirements ruined my meme!

They postponed it once they realized they forgot to invite you. Make sure to check your email.

But what would Boner have to do to have his wife waiting for him in red lingerie? Expensive dinner, flowers, and god forbid a back rub? Sometimes STROKIN’ is simply the easiest option.

Evan Phillips getting 35 mil guaranteed is fucking insane. I really don't want to waste money on relievers. Just sign a B+ SP, another B+ SP and a decent starting caliber OF and call it a day.

So he missed time in his year at UNC with a broken right thumb, then missed the tournament with a broken left hand, , now breaks his right hand. I hope this is not a pattern.

Again, it's not just 20 playoff innings

Sign Iglesias instead of a trade for a late inning reliever and bump everyone down

130 innings is probably a 3 standard deviation scenario. You keep throwing the term "risk" around without actually understanding what it means. This isn't a "what if" type of thing, it's a "what are my realistic outcomes". Defining something by it's 0.3% move isn't understanding risk at all. For a dude with a long injury history, and zero starting history, the realistic outcome range isn't frontline playoff starter. It also ignores you throwing a dude with barely any experience at all, and zero closing experience into the back of the pen to replace him, potentially destabilizing an already sketchy pen that Getz just said isn't a priority.

Love it when you put out your projections

The starting point matters… https://apnews.com/article/2026-major-league-baseball-opening-day-payrolls-5c5fdf7dfe19134f81889405b652786f

That is a damn god pitching staff right there. I think Hicks warrants a shot at closer.

Damn, you mean to tell me the mailman is the father of my 4 kids?

You're only thinking short term. So what if he goes only 130ip, pitches well, but runs out of gas? He's 24 years old and under team control for several years.

What happened to the focus group that was suppose to talk about the new stadium. Has that group met? I unfortunately was not invited. Has anybody on this site been invited? If the focus group has happened, what actually was discussed there?

Yup. Caleb is out.

Sure, except in this scenario you've never even been on a date and spent last night jerking off.

You are failing to understand basic baseball. The guys who pitched 150 innings for the Sox last year? Sean Burke who pitched 134 innings the years before and a career starter. Anthony Key who pitched 155 innings the year before in Japan. Notice a theme here? How about you tell me the last guy to go from no more than 80 innings in any season over a six years span to 150 successful starters innings?

I can tell my wife to meet me in bed in red lingerie when I get home from work. It might end with me getting slapped, but it is certainly worth the chance.