The Critic

QUOTE(Brian @ Aug 4, 2007 -> 02:44 PM) I have trouble feeling sorry for someone who snorted enough coke and did enough drugs to screw himself up for the rest of his life. I can't believe the guy is still alive if all the stories of his drug use are true. I understand totally how you feel, I just could never understand what leads a person to do that kind of thing to himself. It's the same feeling I get when I watch that Intervention show. I just feel terrible for the people around them, and sad for the person who can't or won't stop the spiral.

I didn't see this posted in this thread, sorry if this is a re-post. This is just incredibly sad: http://www.sheikshow.com/dvd.html For all the fun we have with the Iron Sheik, he really seems like a damaged dude. It's a sad story that happens to manifest itself in some pretty funny ways.

Just got my hands on the new Ministry. It's called The Last Sucker, and it's the final piece of Jourgensen's Bush-bashing trilogy. I really like the disc, and the Bush bashing is a little less in-your-face than the last two discs. Good stuff.

QUOTE(NorthSideSox72 @ Aug 3, 2007 -> 02:34 PM) I saw a girl at a game a year or two ago wearing a very tight shirt that said... "I'd kneel for cotts" This reminded me of a sign I saw in Cleveland last year. These VERY young girls (maybe 12 or 13 years old, tops) seemed to REALLY like Indians second baseman Joe Inglett. They had a sign that said "Hey Joe, How Young Will You Go?" It takes a lot to shock me, but I gotta say that seeing these really young girls asking a professional ballplayer to bang them kind of did it.

QUOTE(Brian @ Aug 3, 2007 -> 12:30 PM) I'd power bomb you but I fear you would no sell and put me in the Alex Shelly Special #2. [predictable Orton-bashing retort] You misspelled chinlock. [/predictable Orton-bashing retort]

QUOTE(Brian @ Aug 3, 2007 -> 10:45 AM) Hater. Hate's too strong a word. How about "ambivalent-er"? "Disinterested-er"? Channel-changer-er"?

QUOTE(Brian @ Aug 3, 2007 -> 09:06 AM) I almost un-muted my computer, and then I saw the RNN logo. WHEW....

Pressure Drop - Daddy Buy Me A Rifle Mindless Self Indulgence - Tom Sawyer Alkaline Trio - I'm Dying Tomorrow The Wildhearts - Can't Do Right For Doing Wrong Kevin K. - Melody The Cure - Killing An Arab Suicidal Tendencies - Two Sided Politics Backyard Babies - Hey I'm Sorry Husker Du - Flexible Flyer Machine Head - Blood For Blood The Crazy From The Heat Bonus Track: Stevie Stiletto - Ruby Tuesday

QUOTE(Controlled Chaos @ Aug 3, 2007 -> 09:17 AM) Well then you my friend need a few more sexual exploits!! This old dog don't run no more.

QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Aug 2, 2007 -> 12:34 PM) Strangest place you've ever done 'it' ? Go. I read this and immediately thought of that Newlywed Game episode.

Jeff Hardy has been suspended for a "lack of maturity" among other things, according to PWInsider. Hardy's website claims he's been given time off to heal a neck injury. Hardy's a flaky dude, so I'm more inclined to believe the suspension report.

QUOTE(LowerCaseRepublican @ Aug 1, 2007 -> 04:37 PM) You say your name is The Critic and you are funny. I say that you are The Critic and you're a bathturd! /lashley Nicely played as well!

QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Aug 1, 2007 -> 05:09 PM) i believe there is a Public Speaking course run by the Ultimate Warrior..... Nicely played!

QUOTE(MHizzle85 @ Aug 1, 2007 -> 03:11 PM) Lashley to be out a minimum of 6-8 weeks. Is there a 6-8 week acting/public speaking course he can take?

http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/12175878 Ironic that Britney's bodyguard's surname is Camera....

QUOTE(DonnyDevito @ Jul 31, 2007 -> 08:35 PM) what was paulie tossed for? Whining about balls and strikes. Cuz when you give up 14 runs (so far) and score 3 on one swing and nothing else, it's the umpire's fault.

This team looks like absolute s*** tonight. Can't do anything right, b****ing about calls, giving up homers left and right. Horrible.

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Jul 31, 2007 -> 11:58 AM) I switched to one of these and no longer have virus problems. It's a pretty sweet machine! I THOUGHT your spelling had improved, and now I see why!!! Nicely done!!!

QUOTE(LowerCaseRepublican @ Jul 30, 2007 -> 06:13 PM) That'll put asses in the seats. I really want TNA to be a viable second brand of wrestling on television but they are doing almost everything to kick themselves straight in the junk. This is ridiculous. Truth. They don't have enough TV time as it is to spotlight the guys they have, so what better way to address that problem than to hire washed-out WWE failures to steal TV time from people I'd MUCH rather see? THAT's going to improve locker room morale......

QUOTE(Steff @ Jul 30, 2007 -> 10:37 AM) He's already gave Rick and Kathy an estimated $80 million moons ago, as well as a salary the past 30 years, and majority control over what's left of the operating business. Perhaps if he didn't give the money to irresponsible twits they would not have produced an irresponsible twat. I don't think anyone will disagree with your ass comment. LOL. You know what they say, it's a matter of twit-for-twat. I do love to see proper usage of the word "twat". Such a fine insult, and fun to say!

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Jul 30, 2007 -> 09:53 AM) Eyes Of The World - Only Crime So you dug the Only Crime disc, didja? Nice!

QUOTE(LowerCaseRepublican @ Jul 30, 2007 -> 08:44 AM) Per PWInsider: TNA just publicized that they signed Pacman Jones to a wrestling contract. TNA: We are wrestling. /soaked in green Adam Jones will MAKE IT RAIN RATINGS!!!!! [insert long-lost, sorely-missed vomit smiley]

QUOTE(CWSGuy406 @ Jul 29, 2007 -> 10:52 PM) I was told by a friend that a large chunk of the loop was shutdown last night due to filming for the new Batman. I'm so sick of this f***ing downtown shutdown. Just finish your s***ty movie and move along so I can find street parking when I need it again.

QUOTE(shoota @ Jul 29, 2007 -> 07:08 PM) Bonds's Giants are back on the road for the next 6 games. Could make for good tv watching the crowd response if he hits his next two on the road. I wonder how many road games he'll sit out with "tired legs".

QUOTE(SoxFanForever @ Jul 29, 2007 -> 01:16 AM) I hear the only item reported missing was his defense. Nah, he locked that away in a safe a long time ago, but then forgot the combination.