The Critic

QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Jul 25, 2007 -> 11:04 AM) LMAO, I mark for The Critic It's great to be.....RIGHT HERE on Soxtalk!!!! [cheap pop]

QUOTE(Brian @ Jul 25, 2007 -> 08:04 AM) I believe Critic said he is growing on him as well. We're like aliens, we latch on and hatch a new Orton smark in your belly and they hatch! WhoawhoawhoawhoaWHOA!!!!! Wait just one consarn, chicken-pluckin minute here!!! Just because I think Codesy Rhodesy is awful does NOT mean Randy Resthold is growing on me!!!! If anything, the millions.......AND MILLIONS.....of Orton avatars, sigs, and YouTubes are making me dislike him even more!!! Truthfully, I don't mind him, I just don't find him all that fun to watch. He's trying to develop this "creepy evil villain" character, but I'm just not buying it. For me, he's the midpoint between Santino Marella (change the channel) and Mister Kennedy (turn the volume up).

QUOTE(southsideirish71 @ Jul 24, 2007 -> 08:58 PM) Infielders do that when they play out of position. Very good point. I guess since he's played so much outfield for the Sox I expected him to think and play like an outfielder. My mistake.

Weird route by Rob on that sac fly. Looked like he was setting up for a throw home, then kinda drifted and stopped, and soft-tossed it to 2nd. 6-1 Los Tigres.

QUOTE(shipps @ Jul 24, 2007 -> 08:34 PM) Is anyone feeling the Editors?That new album is not coming out of my cd player anytime soon.Also on the R&B note the new Tank album is great, especially for those that are into r&b from the early 90's. I like Editors, they have that 80's sound I like and their production sounds good. Nice, loud mix. Regarding Tank, that name will ALWAYS belong to the British metal band from the 80's. Saw them once with Raven (not the wrestler, the British metal band from the 80's ) at the Aragon, with a couple local Bob Luce-promoted pro wrestling matches between bands. Bad matches, good bands, good times.

Whatever it took to keep those Jackass imbeciles out of WWE is okay with me.

QUOTE(Buehrle>Wood @ Jul 24, 2007 -> 12:15 PM) She was supposed to be on Leno tonight. There goes that. Maybe the cartoon Leno could interview a cartoon Lohan?

QUOTE(Greg The Bull Luzinski @ Jul 24, 2007 -> 08:53 AM) OT, if John Belushi never died, we might never have had to see his brother's lame ass show. No, we'd have to see his reality show on VH1. Breaking Belushi or John Belushi is 55 and Divorced or Phil Hellmuth, Macho Man Savage and John Belushi on Surreal Life 7. If he was still alive, I doubt he'd be any saner or controlled than he was for the majority of his later years. He had "that kind of personality", he needed constant stimulation. He'd be a mess right now.

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Jul 23, 2007 -> 09:21 PM) Huh...been talking to my neighbors again, eh? Don't be jealous that they'll talk to me and not to you.

QUOTE(Brian @ Jul 23, 2007 -> 09:31 PM) You're just mad he is 0-2 against the Legend Killer. LOL Nah, his record against the Interest Killer doesn't bother me. He should join London and Spanky and go for the 6-man Little Person tag belts.

QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Jul 23, 2007 -> 01:15 PM) That must be one hell of a nice guy, offering up such fine tunes. Well, most people don't like him, but I don't care what 99.87% of the world thinks, I still like the guy.

It's a game show. Most game shows have had multiple hosts. The host is basically irrelevant, as long as the prizes are decent.

Why the f*** is Itty Bitty Cody strutting to the ring? Do something - ANYthing - in the business and then you can strut, goofball.

I just got a link to the new Against Me! record from a really good friend. What a fantastic album!

QUOTE(MHizzle85 @ Jul 23, 2007 -> 03:11 AM) Samoa Joe's first and only WWF/E Appearance. SEE??? I told you Joe couldn't hang in The E. Although to be fair, Essa Rios was one baaaaaaad motherf***er!!!

Next time, can't you have the error message say: GAGED!!!!

We've got another dead wrestler. John Kronus, of the Eliminators in ECW with Perry Saturn, was found dead in his apartment. No other details yet. R.I.P. John.

QUOTE(LowerCaseRepublican @ Jul 18, 2007 -> 03:07 PM) Wow, no mention from the "We Love Orton" squad regarding my praise of said worker? It looks like your machine that alerts you to every time "Orton" is uttered is not working. Maybe Randy's Dandies are just taking a little rest.........hold.

QUOTE(juddling @ Jul 18, 2007 -> 03:02 PM) I've never caught any of these trainwreck shows though i admit it's always interesting to read the list of "celebs" that they get on these shows. I guess one of the new ones has been talking about his housemates.... Although VH1 has not yet made an official announcement on the air date or cast for Season 7 of the popular reality series "The Surreal Life", professional gambler Phil Hellmuth is confirmed as a contestant and has revealed his fellow cast members. Season 7 will feature wrestling legend "Macho Man" Randy Savage, actor Dabney Coleman, actress Nikki McKibbin, world renowned psychic Miss Cleo, commedian Carrot Top, and Phil Hellmuth" Personally....i think Hellmuth is a di*k and would love to see the Macho Man pound on him. I met the Macho Man before he was the Macho Man when he palyed in the Cardnials organization with a cousin. He was a nice guy back then. Carrot Top I is one i've never found all that funny and Miss Cleo is a fraud. Unless they can get another hot chick on there to swim with McKibbin or have some violence towards Phil (imagine getting your butt kicked by Carrot Top..lol) i don't see me watching this show. Savage is just f'd enough in the head to make me watch. Hellmuth is quite the douche as well. If I were on the show, I'd just HOUND Miss Cleo - "what are they going to have us do today, Cleo? You know, you were WRONG about yesterday! Double or nothing - what's in that newspaper they toss on the porch every day?"

QUOTE(Gregory Pratt @ Jul 18, 2007 -> 12:41 PM) We'll get it back. NERDS! NERDS! NERDS! NERDS! NERDS!

Andy Dick is annoying and unfunny. For that reason alone, Jon Lovitz should be thanked for smashing his face into pulp.

I don't watch ECWWE (my cable package doesn't include Sci-Fi), so I didn't see his name change promo, but it's a good idea. And let's hope that The Khali's transitional run is mercifully brief. No one needs him as champ.

QUOTE(zimne piwo @ Jul 13, 2007 -> 10:28 PM) This is true. "You crass fat ass!!!" First one that came to my mind was: High Fivin' Motherf***er Sox brass when that song starts: When that line comes out: After that line hits them:

The "One Last Shuffle" for the old board: Naked Raygun - OK Wait The Ramones - Chinese Rocks (live version 1985) The Replacements - Valentine Motorhead - Fire Fire The Exploding Hearts - Boulevard Trash Green Day - Do Da Da Pearl Jam - State Of Love And Trust (live version, Pittsburgh 06) The Monarchs - Nobody's Perfect Rory Gallagher - Philby Alice Cooper - Cold Ethyl And the super-secret "Bye Bye Old Board" bonus track: Keel - Back To The City

Ahhhh, yes.... Who Would Jesus Denounce?