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Forgot about the LED lights. Wonder how it'll be inside the park with them this year. And they start at 7pm to allow the crowd to get off work and get to the stadium on time. Hawks moved their start times from 7 to 7:30 for this reason a couple seasons ago. Doesn't matter much on Saturdays hence the 6pm starts.

Sounds like Our Chuck did a dumb dumb

Well, at least TLR was up front about it to the Angels and JR. So that's something ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

A GM hiring their own manager? Get outta here with that crazy talk

Now begins the terrifying stretch where injuries are the only major news for a couple of weeks

Starting to feel like the EPL where there's 6 teams and everyone else just happy to be there.

But then we can't over-react and theres no fun in that.

I'm sure Drake did

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How else am I supposed to seek validation? Everyday I wake up, look myself in the mirror, and tell myself I'm going win poster of the day. I plan out my posts to receive maximum engagement. I'm embarrassed when a post gets no reactions. When someone gives me a Loves emjoi that dopamine rush is like heroin. Constantly chasing that high. Don't even get me started when the fire emoji got introduced. Fuck I love reactions.

Don't you understand? One bad week shows that the team is actually trash with so many holes in it they'll be lucky to do anything. Meanwhile every other team has nothing they need to go their way to get into the playoffs.

Rosenthal broke the Hendriks signing saying sources told him and Fegan ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I like how guys do what they can to protect their sources and are sometimes told to delete tweets, etc. and then you have Stone replying to random ass people on Twitter telling them what the Sox are/aren't gonna do next

When Hand went unclaimed there were no vaccines and a extreme amount of unclarity of what this season will look like. Now, there are two vaccines out with a third likely on the way, and fans are starting to be allowed into more and more stadiums. It's only 500k in the end anyways. Probably gets claimed or never put on waivers in a normal year.

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Great, I have a date tonight and now I'll just be thinking about testicular torsion

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rules are for thee not for me

There is 1 reason the Sox won't sign Cruz and a mid-rotation starter and it ain't the FO

Signing Cruz makes me want to write a list of men's last names in a particular order that is extremely pleasing to look at.

Our new favorite insider, of course

Half the reason I want Cruz is to annoy the fuck outta Twins fans

Or: if anyone else signs Cruz he continues to mash, and if the Sox do he falls off a cliff.