Nokona

Any band that makes decisions by rock-paper-scissors is sweet as hell.

Just couldn't beat history. 37 wins. WE SHOULD HAVE LOST TWO!

And the church of illinois basketball was just burned.

Did Depaul play good in the NIT? I'm not really sure because they're really popular and all...

f***. ill be crying myself to sleep.

Since Everyone else quit. I L L

Did J Hood get kicked off Telander's show?

Richard Vernon: You're not fooling anyone Bender. The next screw that falls out will be you. Bender: Eat my socks. Richard Vernon: What was that? Bender: Eat... My... Socks. Richard Vernon: You just bought yourself another Saturday. Bender: Ooh I'm crushed. Richard Vernon: You just bought one more. Bender: Well I'm free the Saturday after that. Beyond that, I'm going to have to check my calendar. Richard Vernon: Good, cause it's going to be filled. We'll keep going. You want another one? Just say the word say it. Instead of going to prison you'll come here. Are you through? Bender: No. Principal Richard Vernon: The next time I have to come in here I'm crackin' skulls. -Breakfast club Marv: Hey! There is no settling down! This is blood for blood and by the gallons. This is the old days, the bad days, the all or nothing days. They're back! Dwight: It's time to prove to your friends that you're worth a damn. Sometimes that means dying, sometimes it means killing a whole lot of people. *spoiler for sin city* The Salesman: The wind rises electric. She's soft and warm and almost weightless. Her perfume is sweet promise that brings tears to my eyes. I tell her that everything will be all right; that I'll save her from whatever she's scared and take her far far away. I tell her that I love her. [silenced gunshot] The Salesman: The silencer makes a whisper of the gunshot. I hold her close until she's gone. I'll never know what she was running from. I'll cash her check in the morning. The Salesman: Hey Becky. Want a smoke? -sin city Seth: Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a f*** how crazy they are. Seth: [to Hostage Gloria] You. Plant yourself in that chair. Hostage Gloria: What are you planning on doing with... Seth: I said plant yourself. Plants don't talk. Nice Guy Eddie: C'mon, throw in a buck! Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't tip. Nice Guy Eddie: You don't tip? Mr. Pink: Nah, I don't believe in it. Nice Guy Eddie: You don't believe in tipping? Mr. Blue: You know what these chicks make? They make s***. Mr. Pink: Don't give me that. She don't make enough money that she can quit. Nice Guy Eddie: I don't even know a f***ing Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you don't ever tip? Mr. Pink: I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job. Mr. Blue: Hey, our girl was nice. Mr. Pink: She was okay. She wasn't anything special. Mr. Blue: What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick? Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that. Mr. Pink: How about if I'm Mr. Purple? That sounds good to me, I'll be Mr. Purple. Joe: You're not Mr. Purple. Some guy on some other job is Mr. Purple. You're Mr. Pink! Mr. White: Who cares what your name is? Mr. Pink: Yeah that's easy for you to say, you're Mr. White, you have a cool sounding name. All right look if it's no big deal to be Mr. Pink, do you wanna trade? Mr. Blonde: Hey what's goin' on? Can you hear that?

I guess this proves that it really can be just about anyone.

T-Minus 24 hours. I L L

I found it kind of odd that he would get that sick this soon.

You're right, no one likes caribou anyway.

Damn pigs.

"But I'd Rather have a bowl of Nokona"

Calm down guys. Calm down. Its all in the family.

I can't wait to see Harold Reynold's expert analysis on this brilliant move. Jim Hendry is truly a god of trades. I love him. Start Printing Playoff Tickets

GLENDON RUSCH IS THE PERFECT REPLACEMENT DUH! /fratboy

Duke

That's old I've seen it every Easter for like the past 4.

What is soccer?

That is ridiculous.

You just got Pittsnogled! I really wish they could have kept that lead because they were fun to watch. And plus, between Beheim and his kid, what more could you want. A Father and Son duo going to the Final Four as a 7 seed, thats unheard of.

I dont know how my head didn't go through the ceiling when Deron hit that 3 to tie. Highest vertical leap of my life.

I love head.

It's now 12:11 AM and i'm not sure if I believe what happened yet. The March continues.