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He needs Angel Hernandez to get that strike call.

It would be nice if Marshall could. Lean up a couple of innings to give everyone a rest.

Strikes please.

A Twins fan at my work had a retirement party today. I like this crushing the Twins party better. in fairness, he’s a good guy but a Twins and Vikings fan...

I haven’t been to a game in so long...I need to get my baseball loving freshman son to a game this season.

Nice!

I was just going to write I was surprised Bennetti hadn’t pulled out a vampire joke...and he beat me to it.

That was a shitty slide!

Was Abreu limping a little coming home? ?

I’m late to the party, so maybe this has already been mentioned, it’s good to have Stoney back in the booth.

Comebacks against the perpetual losers are fun.

I had never heard the “five and dive” saying. That’s funny and good for Giolito for wearing it and give props to everyone else.

Three consecutive games with out diving up a run in the “regular” innings.

Cmon. End this!

Get three outs and get the hell outta here.

Wow that’s close. I think he’s out, but there is no way to be sure with that call and the human eye

Not being a veteran of the game threads, I’m sure Tony L will give me the day off tomorrow. Don’t want to get worn out. It’s a long season of threads.

My puppy is cute. His farts smell like Billy Hamilton at bats.

If Jason and Len can talk about nonsense, can I mention my new puppy has been snuggled up next to me sleeping for much of the game.

Well struck. Progress not perfection .

Plate umpire flips the coin and misses another one.

Nice to see Heuer with a clean inning.

Nice Vaughn

Just vanilla with chocolate syrup. All out of Ben & Jerry’s Milk and Cookies. Damn kids...

I don’t want to take too much credit for the three runs, but since I got ice cream the Sox have hit better.