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It's already March 10th and I haven't heard a thing about Yermin Mercedes.

I overachieved yesterday while working to the complete limit. Therefore, this afternoon I shall rest on my laurels with my feet up and orb this game. I hope Lucas will be happy with the work he is able to get done today. I always enjoy Sox vs Cubs games and I don't know why. Go you White Sox!

This Colas fellow has potential. I say he is the new right fielder or what?

??? Fuckin' wegs.

But that kid was a leader in that clubhouse!

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Oh yeah. I forgot about that. Still can't abide the pouting.

My redass with Giolito is his pouting. TA boots a routine grounder, Lucas pouts. Ump doesn't give him a pitch he thought he had, fucker pouts. Gives up a homer? Yep, pouts. I realize it is spring training. And if he wins 30 gamesthis season, I'll eat a whole great big bowl of asparagus until it's all gone and promptly post an all-caps "well I'll be" here on soxtalk and claim I knew it all along. And 20 wimpy fucker pushups. Probably buy a Giolito jersey. An '83. I just can't stand watching him pout about the first thing that don't go just as he'd have it. Not betting against him. Hoping he succeeds but not betting on that, either.

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How long do we have to wait to figure out Lucas' problem wasn't his weight?

At first, I liked the Tony hire. Until I didn't. I am a fan, but he should have stayed retired. And Jerry should have let him. They must have been thinking great movie instead of great baseball team. I don't care how rich Jerry is. He's still a putz.

I dig the regular season look they've done here. go sox

I couldn't agree with you more, Chi. Pitch clock and no shift are both so incredibly groovy. Kill the ghost runner. Stake through its heart. Burn it. Drop the ashes at 30K ft. It's like Meatloaf, Manfred. 2 outta 3 ain't bad.

We suck again!?

Welp. Got two charts finished for a couple new numbers. There's a bunch of chords hollerin' at me needin' a good substitutin'. They ain't gonna substitute themselves. I'll check back in when I go on break.

Do we still like Lambert?

At least he got on base for a little bit there.

Billy!!! My man!!!!

Looks like Little League out there.

Fer chrissakes Leury Garcia started again yesterday. GAAAHHHH!!@@!

There is no positivity up my ass, either, Jack. It would have to come from there because what the team generated last year sure wasn't positivity. It was more like what is generated at the morning constitutional. Really stunk up the joint. Talkin' 45 horsepower fart fan. Go you White Sox!

Ooh never considered that. ?

I think the pitch clock will be quite popular. Indeed.

That's all well and good, but... They are currently on pace to go 0-Spring Training. We suck again. Wake up and smell the Coca~Cola already. doomed...?

I got this nagging feeling the boys won't pull this one out today. Are there any players left with names on their jerseys?