The Beast

Dumb question. Does batting practice help teams snap out of slumps? Because this team looks like they are just taking batting practice. They look like they have shit approaches to the plate. They look injured. They look nothing like they did last year.

The bearded guy that left Texas for Cancun? Fuck him.

What should the Republican plan be if oil is a finite resource, if climate change or pollution is an issue and there is a need to start the transition to different sources of energy?

Send that to the league office!

I’d still like that better than Cesar Hernandez. At least Harrison looks like he gives a shit.

With the injuries they have, I never want him DFA’d this year.

Not sure why I need to suck it. I stayed up, watched the game, saw a win and saw fucking Pete Walker suck a bag of dicks for getting a DUI in Florida and seeing his pitchers finally shit the bed after getting helped by Eddings. Enjoy the game threads and throw some crap around rather than just telling us to suck it.

What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Celebrate the fucking win instead of telling us to suck it.

Fuck you Doug Eddings! Go take your dump and look at your shitty strike zone scorecard! Go Sox!

It’s ok. It’s not like he’s Joe DiMaggio or anything.

“Oh baby!?!” - Len

Hope this dude that will probably be gone next year does something.

That would be nice with Baltimore coming to town later this week.

PS. What does it mean when someone is unavailable? Like physically they are exhausted, have a soft tissue injury or they are trying to be careful with a player so they don’t get burned out? And why have the Sox not put guys on the DL and kept players on their bench for multiple games?

If VV pitches a scoreless inning then sure.

The home plate umpire really has a wide inside strike zone tonight. I usually don’t criticize umpires especially since I used to be one, but tonight this guy is unpredictable. I’d be interested to see his scorecard from that dude or company that creates them on Twitter.

Not consistently since guys like Lee, Konerko, Thomas, Ordonez, Dye and Thome played. Terrible swing by Abreu.

Anyone else want to buy a shirt if they win?

Because Tony has to watch his recording of Tucker, sit in his soiled underwear and drink his shots of Johnny Walker.

Thanks for the sacrifice bunt AAAA player.

That would be fantastically swell.

Dumpster diving because you can’t sign Rodon for $1 when you have $0.50. Bad resource allocation and an owner that doesn’t give a shit.

If they get another run I’m turning it off. I’ve had enough of watching bad baseball and listening to excuses from our fat, old and drunk manager.

Should have signed Rodon instead of going cheap and signing clowns like this dude. Rodon paired with Cueto and the rest of the schmucks would have been better than the flyers Hahn took this offseason. Any reasonable Sox fan would agree.