WhiteSox2023

Epic fail on all fronts. The culture is sh1t, but I like how he used the word “eventually”. A nice subjective term to give him as much time as he needs to accomplish all of these goals that he failed at this season.

I salute you, good sir…

Even better when you don’t get shut out, even if you lose your 14th game in a row and set the franchise record. What’s the no shutout streak at now? I haven’t seen you post an update on it in awhile. Inquiring minds want to know. Very important stat for this season.

This is definitely a strategy Getz should be trying to employ. But he reports to a boss that cares more about the debits and credits T-charts than the scouting reports on players the Sox may be able to acquire if they ate some of the salaries of their own players. Just like with Hahn’s previous rebuild, it will likely only be the Sox dumping salary or salary neutral trades, which will limit the return that Getz can get. This is because, as your already know, the bottom line is more important to Reinsdorf than winning is (see his infamous quote about finishing in 2nd place in the division).

True, they will lose in the shorter term. But they simply don’t have enough positional talent and an owner that won’t pay for it. The hope would be that you could get back 3-4 positional starters if they all pan out. Do you think a lineup of Robert and jack s%*# will ever win anything?

No no no, go clean your glasses. He was awesome tonight! Shhhhhhhhhhh…

The Sox will only ever win with a bunch of young prospects that pan out, period. At least until JR is gone. He seethes with anger at the thought of these $500 million dollar player contracts.

More years of control equals larger prospect return. Robert is exciting when healthy, but I’ll pass on watching him have All-Star years on a losing team for the next three years. Even so, the Sox traded a CF that had a career that Robert likely will never even sniff for a 1B whom everyone knows and loves. That CF’s name was Mike Cameron. Robert is too injury-prone just like our other two busts. It appears Getz has realized what Sox fans already knew it.

Smartest thing our stupid GM has chosen to do in awhile. Sell him while he’s still healthy and has numerous years of control. This is the only way the Sox have even close to a shot at filling all the holes in the lineup. Hopefully Robert gets hotter than s%*# before the deadline. And Jerry has his first non-blue pill boner for the first time in 40 years at the thought of cutting Robert’s contract.

That’s me every Sox game I watch. Only way I can stomach it.

This is what @sin city sox fan is known for. I’m pretty sure he breaks out the Jergens and pleasures himself as he waits for responses to his troll posts.

No shutout streak intact! Truly something to be proud of!

Tim Hill, another nice Getz signing.

This game could be “HISTORY!!!” x 2.

Jake Woodford, future car salesman…

Even sexier now.

Sexy line by Woodturd.

Benetti feeling like a million bucks. What a good career move he made. Avoided multiple messes.

He better enjoy his very brief stay.

Korey Lee regressing is depressing.

Just sit back and enjoy the embarrassment and shame that Reinsdorf will feel once they hit the consecutive loss record tonight… All for about five whole seconds before he dives into his swimming pool of gold coins, drinks his warm milk, and goes to bed.

The 2024 White Sox, where a pitcher will always get a shot, as long as his throwing arm is still attached to his body.