1. My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
2. Si vis pacem, para bellum. If you want peace, prepare for war.
3. I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.
4. Patton aide: What are you doing there, soldier?
Soldier getting up from floor: Trying to get some sleep, sir.
Patton: Well, get back down there, son. You're the only son of a b**** in this headquarters who knows what he's trying to do.
5. No regrets, that's my motto. Well... that and everyone Wang Chung tonight.