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That sounds like a plan. C Stromile Swift PF Tyson Chandler SF Luol Deng SG Ray Allen PG Kirk Hinrich Bench: Ben Gordon Andres Nocioni #1 or #2 overall pick in the draft We need to sign two veterans to come off the bench in addition to either Allen or Redd. Then we'll be in business.

No question about it. I just reviewed my posts from the past week, and the majority of them were unnecessary.

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I see. When I go to Sox games, I wait for people to leave early so that I could grab 1st and 2nd row seats. Nobody ever gives you a hard time come the 8th or 9th inning. If I were a Pistons fan, I'd probably do the same. I can't fault the ushers, but I'd imagine that certain circles will be talking a world of s***.

I heard something like Assault with intent to do great bodily harm, and 3 DUI's. He also said that he didn't even remember throwing the beer. He's probably lying about that, but he could have been annihilated. I'm sure that he was hitting the bottle hard before he showed up for the game. Just like I said in another thread, this and Artest's chemical imbalance clashed and all hell broke loose. I'd also like to know how a loser like this can maintain a successful business (I'm assuming this because he has a very, very expensive season ticket package). It's only a matter of time before he throws it all away, hardcore alcoholic that he is. This guy has kids. :headshake

Add Samuel Dalembert, Nene Hilario, and Ray Allen to a core that includes Hinrich, Deng, and Nocioni, and you might have a playoff team in their first year together, albeit 7th or 8th seed. I'd also tune in for a game, which is something I wouldn't do right now unless you paid me to.

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Tell me, how do you s*** and hit someone? Brilliant! /Not a personal attack, just an honest question.

I called him an excellent lawyer on the bottom after I had already responded to his five questions. That's all that was edited.

I apologize...it's just a sensitive issue.

Wallace took it upon himself to send an opposing player a message, just like a million other players before him have done. Nothing new here for people who actually pay attention to basketball. O'Neal was "defending himself" by running up on some poor idiot and throwing a sucker punch. That's hilarious! I guess that you can't know anything about any professional athlete in your world? Mark Buehrle is a good guy -- oh no wait, there's nothing that I can know about the man to determine that. Are you f***ing serious? How many Ben Wallace pieces have you read in your time? How much research have you done on the man? Zip. Actually, if Artest doesn't lay down on the table as though he was on the freaking beach, this situation never occurs. I have this game taped, and Artest is on the table for close to 30 seconds before the drunken idiot throws the cup of beer at him. I'm gonna blame Ben Wallace's parents for even having him in the first place. Again, all he did was shove an opposing player. He took responsibility for that, did he not? Did he throw beer on someone? Did he charge into the stands? Did he sucker punch anyone on the court?

Any minute now, we're gonna to have to read an unnecessarily long, uninformed post by a complete dumbass of a lawyer who doesn't even watch or know anything about basketball. It's gonna be pure comedy.

What's it like to be a complete dumbass of a lawyer? I'll bet that your folks are proud. You've never engaged in a shoving match with someone who fouled the s*** out of you, apparently. It happens all the time...don't you get it? Whether it's in grade school, high school, college, the NBA, the freaking developmental league, etc. Nobody is above it. Stay away from these here threads. I can spit and hit someone who knows more about basketball than you do.

Oh my god Did you miss the part where I said that shoving matches are common in the NBA? Seriously, do you even bother watching? If you call Wallace a thug, you have to call anyone who gets into a shoving match (Bird, Jordan, Shaq, etc) a thug...did this concept fly right the f*** over your head? OMG, what a shock that would be based on your track record. Useless information meets zero common sense. You're comparing an NBA shoving match to a murder. I'm filing you under the category of "criminally retarded". Wow...just wow (like the kids say).

And you can rest assured that nothing like this will ever happen again. I can't believe how ruthless David Stern is. I love it. Even though I have Jermaine O'Neal and Stephen Jackson on my fantasy team... I have lost any respect that I once had for both of those clowns. Jermaine didn't have to punch that poor idiot. And the way in which he went about it...what a complete pussy. And Stephen Jackson...oh my lord.

He went senile...it happens to the best of us.

Fellas, you are witnessing one of the truly legendary offensive teams in the history of the NFL. Give it up to the Colts. Don't worry about the Bears. Going into next year, we'll have seven pro bowl caliber players on defense. We're gonna be okay. But for the time being, just give it up to the Colts. I mean, god damn.

Is that it? Why should Ben Wallace have to pay just because some asshole decided to throw a cup of beer at a psycho? Who throws a cup of beer onto an NBA court? And how many NBA players other than Artest have Bipolar Disorder? Can't you read between the lines, man? This is just a freak, and I mean FREAK occurence. Those two aspects clashed, and all hell broke loose. It ain't Ben's fault.

For the slightly uninformed amongst you, feel free to investigate this. Bird used to get in scuffles all the time. That's Larry "Thug Life" Bird, right there. :rolly Oh yeah, Robin Ventura is a thug too. Seriously.

Ben "Thug Life" Wallace.... :rolly It's unbelievable. Some of y'all obviously don't watch enough basketball...shoving matches take place all the freaking time. But Ben Wallace instigated it!!!! Come on, now. I've seen Jordan shove guys. I've seen Shaq going at it with Alvin Robertson, Charles Barkley, etc. I've seen Bird throwing punches. Nobody is above it. Seriously, I'm disappointed (edit: maybe disgusted was too strong of a word) with quite a few of you. I have come to expect better. Anyone who places any blame on Wallace should not be talking about basketball, period. Ben Wallace is not a thug. He's a quiet, unassuming, big teddy-bear of a man. Do some research on his character, lifestyle, etc. This is not a malicious individual. He is the anti-Artest. Sincerely:

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I heard that he broke his entire face.

Thanks, bro.

Can anyone provide a link to video that is actually of good quality? Because everything that I'm finding (especially all of the stuff on fark.com) is complete crap. By the way, the dumbest guy on soxtalk has more brains in his pinky finger than the smartest guy on fark.com. I've never read such crap in my life.