hammerhead johnson

Same old story for the Jags, eh?

Week 13 Update: The Falcons got murdered this afternoon, but Vick still managed to rush for 81 yards. He now has 790 on the season with 4 games to go. He could average 45 rushing yards per game from here on out, and break the record.

Yep.

Dude, you ain't even old enough to have a job. 8 money leagues. :rolly

I've read some terrible, terrible s*** in my time. But in the end, I'd have to go with Bon Jovi's biography.

Yeah, I agree. Good-N-Plenty is my mom's favorite candy, but I never, ever raided her stash when I was a kid. My taste buds weren't having it.

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Check out the slight sag. That's how I can usually tell. But I could be wrong...I'm a breast man, but not of the David Schwimmer variety.

Umm, yeah. I think that she's a pig and all, but she is f***ing hot OMG. And those are real.

18 TDs and 1 INT in his last 8 games.

If San Diego had made this trade, I think that they'd be like 3-8 or 4-7 right now, as opposed to 8-3. A 5 game swing sounds too dramatic, but Brees is that important.

I love bringing back old threads.

Can you imagine if we had Brees right now?

You can't go wrong with anything from Haribo.

Haribo Gummy Bears

I didn't catch that at first either. Usually you just hear about overall walks or intentional walks. That's pretty crazy about Drew...I never would have guessed that in a million years.

24 seconds I'm just messin' with you, man.

I've seen an episode or two. Lots of, umm, rugged man-love.

Wow, how unbelievably stupid is Kris Benson if he's even getting involved with this twit in the first place?

Jerry Orbach is Law & Order. Get better, mang!

You're supposed to do unto others as you'd have them do unto you, correct? You want little Johnny raiding your porn stash? Maybe the kids should be looking into what the adults are doing.

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According to my math, 45 to 50 current MLB players are guilty. Two teams worth of muhf***as. I'm assuming that at least 3/4 of them will be guys who are in their 30s.