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What i don't understand in cases like Brit or Lindsey is why the hell is it so hard to stay home??? At some point they have got to see themselves and say "Maybe i should stay home tonight." Stay in your 7 bedroom home....put your PJ's and bunny slippers on....walk down the hall to your in home movie theater and pop in a movie and hang out with your kids. It's not that hard and someone close to these people needs to tell them to stay home. Brit needs to start worring about thing because her 'career' right now is nothing. At least Lindsey seems to be a somewhat 'functional' idiot. (Though that is being questioned lately too.) Right about now.....it wouldn't kill them to stay at home away from the bars for a month or so. Get drunk at home....at least then all you have to do is shut up the nanny and it's all good.

After numerous tries.....i'm at the point i don't care anymore. These guys can't put away their differences to make some cash then oh well. i've still got my memories of the 1984 tour.

Let's see ESPN come up with some stupid play on words for this clip from last years Tour de France........ Horse

From one of my favorite sitcoms of all time...... Hey Norm! This is gleaned from a posting by Raymond Chen at U.C. Berkeley May 6 1991. At the time the following had been checked against videotapes (of the TV show Cheers) (in chronological order): No Help Wanted Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm? Norm: No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one. Coach: How about a beer, Norm? Norm: Hey, I'm high on life, Coach. Of course, beer is my life. Fortune and Men's Weights: Coach: How's a beer sound, Norm? Norm: I dunno. I usually finish them before they get a word in. Coach: What's up, Norm? Norm: Corners of my mouth, Coach. Snow Job: Coach: What's shaking, Norm? Norm: All four cheeks and a couple of chins, Coach. Coach: Beer, Normie? Norm: Uh, Coach, I dunno, I had one this week. Eh, why not, I'm still young. Norman's Conquest: [Norm comes in with an attractive woman.] Coach: Normie, Normie, could this be Vera? Norm: With a lot of expensive surgery, maybe. I'll Be Seeing You (Part 2) Coach: What's up, Normie? Norm: The temperature under my collar, Coach. Diane Meets Mom: Coach: What would you say to a nice beer, Normie? Norm: Going down? [Norm returns from the hospital.] Coach: What's up, Norm? Norm: Everything that's supposed to be. The Heart is a Lonely Snipehunter: Sam: What's new, Normie? Norm: Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach. They're demanding beer. King of the Hill: Coach: What'll it be, Normie? Norm: Just the usual, Coach. I'll have a froth of beer and a snorkel. The Mail Goes to Jail: Coach: What would you say to a beer, Normie? Norm: Daddy wuvs you. Behind Every Great Man: Sam: What'd you like, Normie? Norm: A reason to live. Gimme another beer. Norm: Afternoon, everybody. Cliff: Afternoon, everybody. All: [silence] The Executive's Executioner: Sam: What will you have, Norm? Norm: Well, I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap. Sam: Oh, looks like beer, Norm. Norm: Call me Mister Lucky. Birth, Death, Love and Rice: Sam: What do you say, Norm? Norm: Any cheap, tawdry thing that'll get me a beer. Woody Goes Belly Up: Sam: What do you say to a beer, Normie? Norm: Hiya, sailor. New in town? Diane's Nightmare: Norm: [coming in the from the rain] Evening, everybody. All: Norm! (Norman!) Sam: Still pouring, Norm? Norm: That's funny, I was about to ask you the same thing. I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday: Sam: What's the good word, Norm? Norm: Plop, plop, fizz, fizz. Sam: Oh no, not the Hungry Heifer... Norm: Yeah, yeah, yeah ... Sam: One heartburn cocktail coming up. Love Thy Neighbor: Sam: Whaddya say, Norm? Norm: Well, I never met a beer I didn't drink. And down it goes. The Bar Stoolie: Woody: What's your pleasure, Mr. Peterson? Norm: Boxer shorts and loose shoes. But I'll settle for a beer. The Triangle: Woody: What can I do for you, Mr. Peterson? Norm: Elope with my wife. [Norm is angry.] Woody: What can I get you, Mr. Peterson? Norm: Clifford Clavin's head. Take My Shirt ... Please? Woody: How's life, Mr. Peterson? Norm: Oh, I'm waiting for the movie. The Peterson Principle: Sam: Hey, what's happening, Norm? Norm: Well, it's a dog-eat-dog world, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear. Tan 'n Wash: Paul: Hey, Norm, how's the world been treating you? Norm: Like a baby treats a diaper. Norm: Hey, everybody. All: [silence; everybody is mad at Norm for being rich.] Norm: Norm! (Norman!) How are you feeling today, Mr. Peterson? Rich and thirsty. Pour me a beer. Home is the Sailor: [The bar is completely different, since Sam went sailing around the world and sold the bar.] Norm: Hey, everybody. Woody: Norm! [nobody else in the bar says anything] Norm: That's it, I'm leaving. Norm: [comes in, pretending to be Joe Average customer, as part of operation Wayne Down the Dwain] Customer: Norm! Norm: [quietly] Not now! Little Carla, Happy at Last, Part 2: Woody: Would you like a beer, Mr. Peterson? Norm: No, I'd like a dead cat in a glass. A Kiss is Still a Kiss: Sam: How's life treating you? Norm: It's not, Sammy, but you can! Let Sleeping Drakes Lie: Woody: Can I pour you a draft, Mr. Peterson? Norm: A little early, isn't it, Woody? Woody: For a beer? Norm: No, for stupid questions. Airport V: Woody: What's the story, Mr. Peterson? Norm: The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending. One Happy Chappy in a Snappy Serape, Part 2: Pepe: [something in Spanish] Bar Wars II: The Woodman Strikes Back: Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you. Norm: I know, and if she calls, I'm not here. Don't Paint Your Chickens: Sam: Beer, Norm? Norm: Have I gotten that predictable? Good. Call Me, Irresponsible: Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson? Norm: A flashing sign in my gut that says, "Insert beer here." Two Girls For Every Boyd: Sam: What can I get you, Norm Norm: [scratching his beard] Got any flea powder? Ah, just kidding. Gimme a beer; I think I'll just drown the little suckers. Feeble Attraction: Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your nose? Norm: Yep, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh? Bar Wars III: The Return of Tecumseh: Sam: What are you up to, Norm? Norm: My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall. Loverboyd: Woody: Nice cold beer coming up, Mr. Peterson. Norm: You mean, "Nice cold beer going down Mr. Peterson." Veggie-Boyd: Sam: What can I do for you, Norm? Norm: Open up those beer taps and, oh, take the day off, Sam. It's a Wonderful Wife: Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson? Norm: Another layer for the winter, Wood.

So just living up to the letter of the contract, and not 'giving 110%', is ok with Jay? Somehow if one of the town's atheletes said "I hit my quota of homeruns for the month, I'm gonna just take the next week off", I don't think he wouldn't be thinking the same way.

QUOTE(Brian @ Feb 15, 2007 -> 08:54 PM) Yeah, one of the best matches ever on Raw. I remember they were kind of starting an HBK vs. Shelton angle when HBK's book came out. They showed Shelton reading it backstage and stuff like that. Too bad they never followed through because Benjamin can go in the ring. Shelton is yet again proof that WWE writers don't know what to do with good wrestlers. I thought they were going somewhere when he beat HHH 3 or four times in a row....maybe something happened offstage or something. Next thing you know he's a mama's boy whining he's not winning. i haven't watched WWE much the last few months but i know Shelton is back with Haas. Not sure if they are doing any good or not though.

if it's the show i'm thinking of..that Toni had a awesome chest................ ........too bad she's a psycho b****...........

I'm not a huge Jimmy Kimmel fan, but he does have some parodys like this one... 3 Musketeers

[quote name='Rex Hudler' date='Feb 12, 2007 -> 04:42 AM' post='135346 edit: Does anyone know the story about how/why Brian Dunkleman didn't come back for Season Two? i remember on Howard Stern a few years ago Dunkleman was and and talked about it. If i remember correctly he said something like he was calling the producers trying to find out about season two schedule and they kept telling him "We'll let you know". About 3 weeks into filming, Dunkelman found out they started without him. I guess at first, he and Seacrest only signed 1 year deals so they had no problem letting him go.

man...by her reaction....you would think she got her ear paper-cutted off.....lol Carson

QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Feb 8, 2007 -> 11:12 PM) she's South American? actually...if i remember correctly she was born in South Africa

QUOTE(Jenksismyb**** @ Feb 7, 2007 -> 03:54 PM) I'm torn on this issue. On the one hand I'd like to get more answers, but on the other hand if we start getting answers I'll lose interest in the show. There's a fine line there between giving away too much and creating more questions to keep you interested. With the set-up the writers gave themselves...they can easily answer some questions and still have some leftover for next season. Personally, i think if the writers keep leaving so many questions unanswered there will be NO way for them to wrap up the show neatly when it ends. Interview after interview the producers say there is a common answer to all the questions....if you keep adding questions then the chances of that answer working for all goes down and down.

That story reminds me of this one time......at band camp...lol

just the mere thought of this scares me....... "Tom Cruise is reportedly talking to Ben Stiller about co-starring with him in an updated version of the classic The Hardy Boys. Shawn Levy who directed Ben in Night at the Museum is also in talks to helm the movie once production begins this October. The film is tentatively called The Hardy Men and will follow the boys as men." Somewhere Parker Stevenson is rolling over in his grave. Huh??? He's not DEAD yet??????

i don't think there were any great ones this year though one i liked was the Snickers commercial with the two guys taht almost kiss....then they do something 'manly' and start ripping out chest hair. That got the biggest chuckle out of me....but then again it was a down year overall. The K-fed commercial would have been great if we hadn't been hearing about it for the last three weeks. That one could have easily been the best one if the surprise wasn't shot to hell in the media.

What kind of question is this???? Have we turned into People magazine online or something?????

QUOTE(Athomeboy_2000 @ Jan 31, 2007 -> 08:39 PM) This is part question, part needing to vent. Ok, so last night my wife went to bed around 9:30 and I stayed up and was watching TV. Around 10:30 PM, my sister-in-law calls to tell us she is pregnant. now keep in mind thi sisnt her first child. It's her second. Also, I have a very sick grandfather, so any calls late at night is a little scary. It could be "the call". Who the hell calls at 10:30 at night to tell you they are pregnant? Isnt that more of a 6-9 PM call? To me, 10:30 PM is reserved for emergancys like a death in the family. Thoughts? If your normal bedtime is 9:30 and people are aware of that then i would say it's rude to call.(Though with the excitement of the news...it could be forgiven). If 10:30 is too late or not depends on you and your schedule. If you got kids, you probably don't want calls that late but if you are single/married (no kids) then 1030 isn't really that late.

How the hell does Cyndi Lauper get on any list?? OK, I do enjoy Jars of Clay and Flood is one of my top 25 Rock tunes. But, I'm taking my chances and hoping the Gay Cooties don't infect me through my speakers. Man.....i thought everyone knew that Lauper's hit "She-Bop" was about masterbation. I guess someone doesn't watch VH1's 'I Love the 80's!!!!'

Gay-making bands my favorites.....Elton John (really gay) ???Ted Nugent??? George Michael (texan) Since when is George Michael from Texas??????

Starcade

i just watchedthe whole musical episode online (i hada few issues when it first aired) and i liked the Dominican song alot. Was it me or did Carla look hotter than usual in that episode. I never thought she was that good looking but she looked really nice in the episode.

QUOTE(Brian @ Jan 19, 2007 -> 02:02 PM) Didn't think all the songs would be as catchy as they were. Great episode. Didn't understand while having a brain aneurysm would make you hear people sing, but I think it is just symbolic or a metaphor. actually..it a real medical condition. Lord knows what the exact name of the condition is, but it's real. I'll dig and see if i can find out what it's called

Hebert was just on the Score with Mulligan and Handly and i thought for sure the first question would be about this quote. Those two wusses didn't even bring it up. I wasn't very fond of them before but to completely ignore this was wrong.

this could be an interesting flick..... will Ferrell movie

QUOTE(LowerCaseRepublican @ Jan 17, 2007 -> 05:57 PM) Oh jeez. On another note, who is everybody's Rumble pick? I think I may have to go with Taker. Just a shot in the dark. I'd like to see Benoit win it again...but that won't happen...likewise with Flair. I don't think it will be any of the newer guys so i think probably either Orton or HBK. Then again..HBK has been angling for some time off now that HHH is on the shelf and Orton is still a prick. Doubt Vince would want to promote him so to speak. Man.....it really is wide open this year