fathom

1 and 2 suck also

DeJong with the slowest swing imaginable

Awful umpiring

Crochet looks great….but he still can’t field for s%*#

I’m more pissed at giving up Burger

Amazing at bats, holy cow. This is going to be so boring this year.

It was beyond obvious he was washed up last year

If he faces anyone but the 3/4/5 hitters today, he will have success

That pitch wasn’t even close to being a strike

Holy fastball!

He’s so damn jumpy behind the plate

Maldonado is hilarious back there

Please tell me “the Rick Hahn Era” will be shown on In Memoriam

Based on what the attendance will be this year, I expect another offseason of cost-cutting measures

The fact it’s his interpreter makes it more possible than if it was just a colleague, etc. What if Ohtani gave Ippei permission to talk to the bank on the phone for him because it was in English?

If you only saw how bad some of these players were….I definitely said “wtf was that” a few times.

People turn against the announcer

If there’s chocolate on the rim, keep your mouth away!

Also, who’s to say that Ippei wasn’t the one getting calls from the bank and answering as if he was Shohei?

There was nothing else on last night, so I watched some of the Iowa game. Just reiterated to me how terrible Iowa is besides Clark. As for the “debate” about which former NBA champion Iowa could beat……dear lord.

That was truly an awful display of basketball last night. WVU players had some of the ugliest jumpers I’ve ever seen.

Rainer swing looks like Stephen Drew

No game thread, but you have to love making an out on a failed bunt and two caught stealings in the same inning

Was there ever an update on Thorpe’s start yesterday? No news on those minor league games is usually not great news.