Initial lineup, drink for each sub .225 hitter, two drinks if they are DH.
Failing to get the man from second to third with no outs......drink.
Failing to get in from third with less than two outs ........drink each time batter fails.
Booting the double play ball.........chug
Throwing to wrong base/missing cut off man.......drink
Early innings bunt.....drink
Grounding another ball into the damn shift...........drink
Running into an out and costing your team a @#$$%^** run..........chug, cry, chug
We should be passed out by the third or fourth inning and I have a high tolerance.