Kalapse

QUOTE(SSH2005 @ Apr 3, 2006 -> 11:15 PM) = if this post is sarcastic. :headshake = if this post is serious. He's gotta be serious and it's sad that every time his name is brought up this must be the response to it.

A fan just threw a syringe at Barry Bonds.

NO, YOU CAN NOT. YOU MUST STAY IN THE UPPER DECK!!!111

I'm going to go out on a lime and say that yesterday's outages during the game concerned those that run the site and inorder to prevent any further outages this feature was disabled.

Kenji Johjima went deep in his second AB today against Bart, nice opposite field shot. He has that patented japanese swing that allows him to go the other way with ease.

QUOTE(greasywheels121 @ Apr 3, 2006 -> 03:11 PM) You still need to fix the year in your sig. So what you're saying is that I don't know what the hell I'm doing? I tend to agree.

QUOTE(Rowand44 @ Apr 3, 2006 -> 03:07 PM) No, he's going to hit 2 homers a game. Well then he's off to a s*** start, now isn't he?

'bout f***ing time.

QUOTE(greasywheels121 @ Apr 3, 2006 -> 12:13 AM) You mean I edited a picture of him as a Phillie for nothing?

I think I might be IN love with Jim Thome .

He's up.

1 AB away from seeing Thome again.

QUOTE(Heads22 @ Apr 3, 2006 -> 12:04 AM) Kalapse, fix the month! LOL Thome, I love you. You mean it's not May???

QUOTE(Kalapse @ Apr 2, 2006 -> 11:58 PM) Pods is done for the night. Called it b****es.

Pods is done for the night.

Jim Thome, you're my hero.

I've noticed only 2 players wearing high socks today, Thome and Crede. More players should join in the fun.

Fernando Cabrera Vs Brandon McCarthy.

THE TARP IS OFF THE FIELD ONLY 20 MORE MINUTES TO GO!!!!!!!

I don't think it's the best thing to be sucking the hell out of sportsline's bandwidth, that's how those sort of pictures start disappearing.

Scott Reifert gives us some insight from Roger Bossard:

Today is a beautiful day, it marks the first game of the new baseball season which is always a good thing, the Sox have the honor of kicking the season off, we're raising the banner tonight, we've got our ace going and we have a new giant white guy in the middle of the lineup to mash. I have a feeling it's going to be a damn good game.

The old mIRC chat >>> than all.

QUOTE(whitesoxgt @ Apr 1, 2006 -> 06:07 PM) he cant be that bad lol ive thrown balls in the outfield before and i mangaged to reach it between the second base and the pitchers mound if i can do it why cant a major leaguer? Some players are just born with a noodle hanging from their right or left shoulder. Just because you're a good athlete doesn't mean you can throw a ball far and hard.

QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Apr 1, 2006 -> 05:59 PM) On the other hand...if the price of pitching keeps going up...(yeah you're right I know, that's ridiculous length, that'd be like a $100 million plus deal...but still, getting Buehrle at only $12 million a year right now would be pretty good IMO, and in 10 years, that'll look like a bargain as he's closing in on 300.) or when he's sitting at home with a f***ed rotator cuff. I know you are aware of this but I feel it needs to be said for some of the others that may be reading this, I'd never give a SP anything more than 4 years tops. The position is far too demanding and pitchers are incredibly prone to injury. Kevin Brown and Mike Hampton, the only 2 names you need to know.