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QUOTE(DABearSoX @ Mar 31, 2006 -> 08:38 PM) I wonder if they are gonna go all out and do stuff that can't be done on TV. I highly doubt that, they'll keep it PG/PG-13 so they still get the young audience. They're out to make as much money as possible and keeping it PG-13 would earn them maximum profits.

Yes, they are correct, I was confused as always.

QUOTE(hammerhead johnson @ Mar 31, 2006 -> 03:45 PM) .133 is a damn good buzz, but it doesn't qualify as *drunk* in the vast vast vast vast vast majority of cases. Remember, the old limit used to be .100. "Lock him up and throw away the key" LOL. Was he beating his wife and molesting his children as well? Give me a break, dude. If he cleared .200 like a whole gang of 85 Bears, then maybe I could see your point, but he wasn't anywhere close to that. He's the bigtime stud prospect of a division rival, "lock him up and throw away the key" more than likely comes from a White Sox fan's desire to have a possible future stud of the Twins be ineligible to play for an extended period of time.

Well, the ASU campus is right there in downtown Tucson so it would be incredibly easy to find a male and female uniform. Perhaps proximity and not just Anderson's collegiate career had something to do with the use of ASU uniforms.

It's an April fools day joke and pretty lame at that.

The game today will not be televised.

QUOTE(Sox1422 @ Mar 31, 2006 -> 01:37 PM) Did Sweeney make the team? My only guess is that he is up for Pods, but I didn't think he was going on the DL. Anyone? Sweeney was already sent to Charlotte, he's not ready quite yet. As far as Pods goes, it appears he won't be ready for opening day but he will not be hitting the DL.

QUOTE(poorme @ Mar 30, 2006 -> 03:05 PM) this may have been explained elsewhere but why doesn't the view new posts button work? It uses the search feature which is disabled.

QUOTE(RME JICO @ Mar 30, 2006 -> 09:03 AM) Now watch, Prior and Wood will also go on the DL. Wouldn't that be ironic. They already announced that both will start the year on the DL.

Last year's Opening Day thread.

QUOTE(Rowand44 @ Mar 29, 2006 -> 12:21 AM) Does anyone remember the Brewers games last year right before opening day? Yikes. I was there, good times had by all.

Did you see any of our starters pitch last spring training? They were pathetic.

I gave up hope long ago, it's sad but hardly unexpected.

QUOTE(SSH2005 @ Mar 27, 2006 -> 11:31 PM) Keith Foulke? Yes, I figured I was seeing things but appearantly not. I lifted that picture directly from Sim City 2000, kind of odd how Keith Foulke posed to be a fire Marshall for a computer game or they found someone who has an uncanny resemblance to him.

QUOTE(Felix @ Mar 27, 2006 -> 09:00 PM) Where/how do you get the ones that are so much bigger? Secretness. Shan't be revealed.

Who does this look like to you?

I notice a distinct pattern.

QUOTE(Fourofakind @ Mar 26, 2006 -> 06:08 PM) What is YNOT??? Just another thing I'm great at.

QUOTE(greasywheels121 @ Mar 24, 2006 -> 07:27 AM) ^^^ It's at MBINAA territory; the point has been made now. MBINAA is in the past, my hate for the Simpsons will never die.

Man, that show is horrible.

QUOTE(RME JICO @ Mar 23, 2006 -> 01:53 AM) How do you check someone elses ignore list? You can't, it wasn't meant to be taken literally.

Mr. Showtime usually makes some badass ones for every month. I'm sure he'll accommodate this year as well.

QUOTE(q\/\/3r+y @ Mar 23, 2006 -> 01:06 AM) How about playing real pool? Online pool is so f***ing retarded. I'm all for real pool. It's just hard to play it in the middle of an Economics class.