Punch and Judy Garland

He wont play TE, according to Mort, because he's too light right now and gaining weight would pull his speed down. Jones wants to play WR.

whateve danman. Tell me he's better than Andre Iguadala

yeah we're both right really. Yahoo lists him s officially ejected. Either way, he's a bastard

He didn't get tossed, he was pulled. THen in typical punk cub fashion (like Wood did against STL last year) he goes after the Ump because he knew he couldn't be ejected.

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Blake is kind of weird. Could be a Podsednik candidate for a bad year. He was a guy who had his first real season later in his career and he mashed last year (28 bombs). But he is 31 or so. It'll be interesting to see if last year was a fluke or if he's that good. You would think that Gerut will be better this year once his knee thing is over with

Luol sucks anyways

Lighten up Beastly. A win is a win. If we don;t start scoring after a few games then there is cause for concern

I hadn't realized that they were going to use Valdez. I did hear Pokey went to the DL so that would make sense.

This was a weak year for bullpen help in free agency. But, I do agree that they could and should have done more

Mauer has already shown that he can hit. Then again, this is the same manager ( and I do think he's the games best maybe) that put Jose Offerman in at cleanup

must be rewarding radke for staying put for less cash

Don't forget that it was Damaso though that gave up the bomb to Beltran when Carlos hit righty

we need one more win tonight!!!!!!

OZZIE BALLLLLLLL!!!!!

GONG!!!!!

maybe espn will carry it now with the Looper chokejob over

hey, it's Shingo baby 19 of 20 last year. Let's have a little faith.

he gone and it's f***ING SHINGO TIME BABY !!!!!!!!!GONG!!!!!!!

I have a man-crush on Mark Buehrle. He's something else on the hill

QUOTE(The Critic @ Apr 4, 2005 -> 02:47 PM) He is - he's been clutching his throat... lol

I wish he was from somewhere else so we could deport him. Maybe he can go live with Bobby Fischer

YES!

I guess tha feeling, robin, wasn't diverticulitis. Good call on the hit

are we just saving our hits for Cliff Lee? Game 3 could be the first 11-10 game of the year