Jabroni

SURPRISE SURPRISE!

Anyone think the Royals can score 3 runs and win this game? *crickets* Didn't think so.

Good thing? He couldn't even do it.

"Justin Morneau singles on a line drive to left fielder Terrence Long. Lew Ford scores. Justin Morneau to 2nd on the throw." 5-3 Twins now.

Yep, game is probably over now... "Lew Ford doubles (3) on a line drive to left fielder Terrence Long. Shannon Stewart scores." Royals suck.

Stairs caught stealing 2nd base and Graffanino grounds out. God, the Royals suck.

Okay! Matt Stairs singles. Graffanino up. No outs.

Hmmm, I guess this is why Lohse was wild... I would normally say that an injury to a Twins' starting pitcher would help us, but Lohse is horrible and actually hurts their team.

Guerrier walks Sweeney. Runners at the corners. 2 outs. Ken Harvey up. EDIT: *Sigh*... All-Star Ken Harvey flies out to end the inning. Still a 3-3 tie.

Berroa at 2nd base. DeJesus batting against Lohse. No outs for the Royals. Score a friggin' run, KC! EDIT: Wow, the Twins took Lohse out in the middle of DeJesus' at bat because he threw 2 straight wild pitches. Matt Guerrier in to face DeJesus with 2 balls and no strikes. DeJesus sac bunts Berroa to 3rd base. 2 out.

Unless we sweep Detroit and KC, our ranking will probably drop to 15 after the A's debacle. But then again, who the hell cares what these tools think?

"Performance-enhancing contact lenses?" http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/3559064 These contact lenses make reds stand out more so players can pick up the seams of a baseball. Joe Mauer is also wearing them -- big surprise! :rolly These things will probably be banned by the MLB soon. Maybe Crede is wearing them?

"Notes: Dye working out of slump Right fielder battling early season offensive woes" http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb...t=.jsp&c_id=cws The only thing that gives me hope for Dye is that Jim Thome is currently batting .205 with only 1 HR and 10 RBI's. Of course, Jermaine Dye is not Jim Thome.

That error by Byrnes was alot different. That ball was a low, hard liner by Rowand (I believe). It was a tough play. Dye's error came on a routine fly ball.

http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb...r_cws&fext=.jsp

You should take a look at Cliffy's numbers so far this season before you say that.

"We had the 42 game theory but we couldn't do anything with it."

Being Koch'ed on ESPN Sunday Night Baseball against the Mariners still makes my stomach churn.

Day game for Freddy. That's nice. Of course, he didn't do too well in his last day game against the Mariners.

"Judy Garland's 'Wizard of Oz' dress sells for 285,000 dollars" http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...in_050427115952 I'm still laughing at the title of the article.

Nah, he was just getting a contact high from DJ's weed smoke.

"NFL heads to Capitol Hill with new testing policy; lawmakers drafting steroids legislation" http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylc=X3oD...ov=ap&type=lgns

Here's the clip. Right-click and "Save Target As". It's pretty sad.

Agreed. He finally had a good offensive game last night. But now that Rowand is starting to hit, I think he should be batting 5th instead of Dye.

I'm going to puke if Uribe is going to miss time and I have to watch Willie start at SS. :puke