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**TANGENT WARNING** I've finished Vice City(loved it, greatest game ever), but I've never played GTA 3. Is it as good/better/not as good as VC? Is it at least worth buying?

"Hi, I'd like to request Fred Berry to call my son on his bar mitzvah." "Oh, he is? Damn, well how about Lorenzo Lamas, is he not dead?"

Well, although you don't like them/find them necessary, you have no right to force your beliefs on anyone else. The responsibility for these crimes lies solely with the idiots that commit them, or, if they are young children, their idiot parents that aren't paying enough attention to what they're doing. God am I sick of all these crybaby leeches that blame everyone else for everything. If video games could be held responsible for people shooting things then..... Re-runs of "Ellen" can be responsible for lesbianism? Harry Potter books can be responsible if a kid drives a car off a cliff, hoping it would fly? I think they should change the rating system they use on movies, t.v., cd's, etc from an age-based system to an idiocy-based system. Everyone gets tested somehow, then given a card indicating their idiocy rating. Something like this: "Hi, two tickets for The Matrix Reloaded please." "May I see your idiocy rating card?" "I'm sorry sir, your idiocy rating is a 3, you need a minimum rating of 6 to see this movie. If we let you see this movie, chances are you're so f***ing stupid you might hurl yourself off a 25-story building, thinking you could land on the ground unharmed because some fictional guy named Morpheus did it. Here's your card back, and a free rental coupon for a copy of Snow Dogs. Thank You for not wasting my tax dollars and court time on frivolous lawsuits, and don't even think about coming back for the third Lord of the Rings picture. :fyou false victims.

I want! Sorry Raffy, Southsider and Beastly took the spots

Well it was the fly half, no. 10, Mike Hersey I think his name was but I'm not too sure. By the way, USA lost to Scotland 2 days ago 39-17 but they were pretty competitive. They think they can be a world power in rugby in 10 years. I'm also going to the England vs Samoa game on Sunday Night down here in Melbourne, can't wait to see Jonny Wilkinson, he hasn't missed a penalty kick yet so far in da tournament. They're playing Japan on Monday? I think, then the U.S. goes home right? They won't advance to the next round after losing those first 2?

Went through the automatic doors my shopping cart rans into hers our eyes met for a second, then she turned away after just a little while i went into the canned goods aisle and there she was just standing there smiling i was hoping she'd look at me but she was checking out the lima beans and artichokes, my heart was broken in pieces by my supermarket fantasy i didn't want to seem obsessed i checked farina off my list but i couldn't keep my mind off those perfect lips i saw her start to walk my way thought that everything would be ok then i ran into the cocoa puffs display i hurried to the checkout line wishing i could push back time i looked around and she was right behind me i wanna clip your coupons girl i wanna squeeze your charmin too i wanna be your grocery bagger forever and we'll go shopping every night up and down the empty aisles and i'll always make sure your melons are ripe but i can't get up the nerve i can have the best buys in the world but i'll never share a shopping cart with her my supermarket fantasy

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"...I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky I'm spunky, I like my oatmeal lumpy..."

Not heated at all. I have to say I was LMAO@ abo's and wayne's comments. You see two people disagree about something and you think it's arguing. And yes.. I am getting error messages also. Huh? I don't remember saying anyone was arguing, I was taking blame for moving the topic away from a simple mention of a hollywood hookup, and washing my hands of anyone who couldn't keep things friendly-like.

I think I started it. But I ain't responsible for anyone who can't keep it to a civil debate.

I agree, and that was really my point. Whether they be getting hitched by a rabbi, priest, minister, etc., marriage is essentially a religious institution. If I was a member of such an institution, it would irritate me that celebrities use it as a publicity tool. I'd be even more irritated at the designated enforcers of said religions that allow it to happen.

He's one short-sighted dude. How old is he, 25? What's he going to do in 10 years, when Demi's working on half a century? Of course the chances of them lasting that long are 0%, and they both know it, so why bother getting married? It doesn't bother me one bit, but I'm surprised the religious right hasn't made more noise about the fact that Hollywood regularly makes a mockery of one of christianity's most sacred institutions. If I was a christian, this kind of s*** would really piss me off. If you were christian, you wouldn't be such a dumbass. What an idiotic, yet typical christian statement. And he probably believes the Adam and Eve story..........

All I can say is wow... Jim is 50. I am 30. Guess I better start thinking about what I'm gonna do with him when his hip breaks... "Someone" is short-sighted alright... There are exceptions to every rule, but I am more than confident that relationships between people with 20-year or larger age gaps break up much more commonly than they stay together. Add to that the fact that the guy in question is a mid-20's, attractive movie star, and, like I said, the chances of them staying together is zero.

He's one short-sighted dude. How old is he, 25? What's he going to do in 10 years, when Demi's working on half a century? Of course the chances of them lasting that long are 0%, and they both know it, so why bother getting married? It doesn't bother me one bit, but I'm surprised the religious right hasn't made more noise about the fact that Hollywood regularly makes a mockery of one of christianity's most sacred institutions. If I was a christian, this kind of s*** would really piss me off.

"We're not stopping til we choke out the radio, a thousand voices booming out in stereo from top to bottom knock them down like dominoes."

"What's cooler than being cool? ICE COLD!"

I've been wondering for quite awhile, just never thought to ask? What was the question? The question was, name 3 of the 4 starting infielders for the Sox on opening day, 1986.

I couldn't vote for you Raffy, because I have no idea what your name means I dont know what your name means too... rafacosta = Rafael Costa. My name is a reference to an obscure, mediocre third baseman the Sox employed in 1986 or so, whose name won me $100 in a trivia contest once.

I couldn't vote for you Raffy, because I have no idea what your name means

I hope Chicago becomes to hockey what L.A. is to football.

We interrupt our daily presentation of "The Idiot Version of The Jerry Springer Show," to bring you this special episode of "Living. with Martha Stewart." Please do not adjust your computer, we will return to our regularly scheduled program of cyber-whining and spineless digital slander just as soon as the next moron whose mommy didn't pay them enough attention as a child soils his or her diaper. In the meantime, enjoy this little break from the everyday.

Hey, my cheesy little free Yahoo fantasy NBA league needs two more players. Anybody interested? It's an autodraft league. Let me know ASAP. Thanks

SNL always goes through some lean years when they have to overhaul the cast. Give the new people a year of two to get comfortable, and to figure out what works, and some good stuff will start popping up. It's been like that since the start, although I don't think they have as good of writers as they used to.

Wow, I got an honorable mention? Thanks, begud! I think my vote goes to AsshatSoxfan. Mainly because I come across few people outside my little circle that use the word asshat.