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Sheets not exactly in position to make that play.

I see we scored already. Wow.

Chris Getz uses prospects like a drunk uses a lightpost.

The Sox' half innings are brutal. It's so demoralizing to a club to have it happen and everybody knows it. It's not all on the players of course. Fucking franchise just sucks.

This bum is here to eat innings and lose games while getting a MLB paycheck. God fucking bless your dumbass JR.

Grim lol.

Maybe they are teaching me something however. How's the Lord's Prayer go? Give me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change? The Sox are teaching me serenity.

Score some runs assholes.

STFU Schriffen, good lord. He gives good feedback in the dugout after he grounds or strikes out? That's not a fucking thing man. Everybody has video and all the analytics they need, they don't need some scrub telling them "boys, he's got a really good breaker!" like it's an American Legion summer league game.

What's his TWTW?

Jesus christ these guys suck.

Yes. Keller.

Wow, that's about 100 feet of weak ground balls from our 1-3.

just threw the game on. even this s%*# team can help me make it through the last 50 minutes of the work week.

It's like dog years. One season feels like 7 or something.

brilliant. Should make a sign and bring it to the park. The 2024 White Sox: Cringy and Fringy.

Give it an inning.

another college 1B, what could go wrong?

Keller is 28, I would have bet my life he was at least 30. Getz out here bringing in absolute studs in the prime of their career.

This is what happens when you're a historically awful franchise. Is it much ado about nothing? Yes, but at the end of the day there's nothing positive to talk about and negativey will run wild. If you don't like what people are saying, change the conversation. Field a competent team. Hire a play by play guy that doesn't need baseball explained to him and so on and on and on.

Soxtalk admins should just post this and lock the forum.

Just a sample size of one but Tauchman has a career isoD of like 1. He's a patient hitter and batting eye doesn't age as quickly as other tools. As long as he can hit 240 he'll have good value. The Sox are not a team that values batting eye in general, been this way since the early aughts, and it's a problem.

OPS+ in his 6 war season: 104 OPS+ this year: 52. So he'll still be worth three, right, right?

Eloy: no value, would get like a PTBNL and a A baller. Robert: needs to rehab value and prove he's healthy so no point in even talking about this until that (hopefully) happens by mid summer. Moncada: no value, better player than Eloy but with contract situation, no surplus value. Fedde: might get a legit top 100 prospect for him if you package him with Wilson or something. Kopech: no value. Rest of team: no real value. We have the worst collection of MLB "talent" possibly ever assembled and the record reflects it. Maybe with Robert and Moncada healthy we'd have two more wins. We'd still be historically awful. We're not going to jumpstart any sort of rebuild with these guys.