chitownsportsfan

3-1, duck on the pond and THAT IS THE SWING YOU PUT ON THE BALL?

Benitendi does not look like a pro athlete.

they both suck donkey balls as MLB players and are at the absolute tail end of their careers physically. I don't see any utility in comparing how the each suck in their own special ways.

I miss when we occasionally would produce a mags.

He's 6 feet off the bag, we'll get him! *proceeds to get him* Alright, I'll allow it.

That was 20 seconds of awesome baseball. we'll take it.

WOW! That's the best play we've had in years. I'm not kidding.

One time our jackass DIII coach was so embarrassed a better team that had actual baseball talent was winning big, so he just ordered us to go up and swing at every pitch until we made an out so we could all go home faster. I'm not sure if you told the Sox that they'd do any different.

not sure the pitching has improved we've mostly just played s%*# teams. fWAR wise we had like 10 last year from the pitching. i'm struggling to see how we can there with this bunch, unless Crochet is just like a fucking unicorn and puts up 6 himself in 150 innings.

I predicted before the season that we might not hit 100 HR. I did not however predict we might not score 500 runs. We're on pace for about 300.

Give a month, you'll be getting mental health awareness reminders and positive affirmations from the fucking app.

watching the sox be like

WE SUCK. JESUS JUST WHEN YOU POSSIBLY THINK IT CAN'T SUCK MORE WE DO!

Andrew vaughn, what exactly is it you do here?

Lotta good beer around the PNW but I just went with some cheap domestic lager. f*** it. Just looked at my CC bill, time to reduce booze expenditure a bit.

STFU Schriffren.

Holy s%*# I stepped out to buy beer and i missed 2 innings.

looks like another one we're gonna have to flush.

that farmer's dog ad on the mound is disgusting.

TA 500 ops with a near 40% K rate.

seems like we have had a lot of night games already. gotta wait all day just to lose.

Nothing? Bro we got cold, hard cash out of the deal.

The Sox don't pay him and he shouldn't have told you to f*** off. The team isn't worth getting so angry for by all accounts.

What's it gonna take, 2-21?

I thought Iowa got a favorable whistle all game (mostly just Clark getting away with push offs) but that also was an offensive follow. If you look at the wide angle shot she clearly is moving and the defender did a good job selling it. I'm not really a fan of SC or Clark I was hoping for Uconn. Clark does too much dumb s%*# imo. Great player, still does way too many heat checks and moronic passes. I do like the center for Iowa, she's one of the few women's players that has the coordination and strength to make tough shots inside while covered.