chitownsportsfan

how the f*** do you find yourself on this message board, in 2024, and still call the guy roberts? I'm legit thinking it must be almost impossible. Anyways, Sox about to lose again and get back on pace for 125 losses. HISTORY!

We have negative war from the position players and a wRC+ team of 78. Yea the bullpen sucks. So does the offense. That's half the fucking game.

This is so good. Manfred, who took over this guy's brain?

This s%*# is awesome man. Powerful stuff. Reggie Jackson went off.

He's got a way to go on that one. maldonado line is below .100

Back on base for 42 wins.

Sheets is getting closer and closer to the mendoza line.

How many times have we been shut out headed into the 6th?

At times it's like an alien is trying to train an AI to call a baseball game. He spits out non sequitars and stupid catch phrases equally.

Here comes the march to .490 baseball!

Lowering Robert's value instead of just eating Beni's remaining salary in the offseason would be such a White Sox fan murdering style move.

Ha somehow I've never seen that one. Frank has a hole harem around him there, amazing.

We have -2.1 fWAR from our position players and have a wRC of 78 as a team. We are talking about lipstick on a pig here.

Seems like an obvious planted article from a team or GM interested in trading for him. NFL draft style. The salary stuff was laughable. Like 15 million a year for any non Sox or non Athletics club is anything more than ashtray money.

And that's a white sox back on record loss pace loser!

damn good contact at least for vaughn.

bummer we don't appear ready to play .490 baseball from here on out.

was stone describing pitching there, or something else...

they should have sent him home, no idea why they didn't, there was no chance beni would have thrown him out.

"the Sox think he has an explosive fastball" [throws a hanging breaking ball hammered into the corner] White Sox baseball!

lol it's the perfect 70% jog, every time for beni, uncanny.

if you find yourself in a flame war in a game thread for a .280 team reconsider things. just saying.

robert has to love that bullshit.

nice swing clown.

the astros kinda suck. hell yea.