Big Hurtin

All the Cubs fans there won't be coming back anyway.

Sounds like they're playing at Wrigley.

I blame the banner. Can you put La Russa on there?

Like that

What did I miss? I came back and Anderson is on the ground.

“No! It's a catch-22. The amount of alcohol it would take would literally kill me!” - Archer

That explains it. Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.

What was that old ad, "If you have to ask, you can't afford it." ?

Damn, Ray Liotta. RIP

with a whale of a stomachache

Completely, with new ownership group.

I'd trade Rick Hahn, but what could we get for him?

Night and day to when they were in Boston.

Rule of thumb, when Curt Schilling is on your side, you're probably on the wrong side.

Yep. Sometimes I feel like I'm the only one watching it.

Meh, it's just too transparent, like a single entendre. I agree that's it's far from the worst things I've seen posted, at least.

Do people who start threads like this REALLY think they're clever?

If for no other reason than it gets into his head.

While I was typing, told ya.

Never going to happen. Maybe if a hot mic picked it up, but on someone's word? Even still, it will be explained away as not meaning what everyone knows it means. It will be interesting if something happens to him (on the field) how quickly, or not, his teammates defend him.