Milkman delivers

Nice play by Alexei. DJ is saying that this is Danks' last inning. Why in the hell would that be the case? Why would we want to hand the ball off to our horrendous bullpen when our starter is cruising and has a low pitch count? He definitely should be given the 8th, and then hand the ball to Jenks for the 9th.

A double on what should have been nothing more than a single. It's a good thing Dye is the slowest RF in the game.

Haha, I've never seen someone so often go from 0-2 to 3-2, and still K after that.

QUOTE (greg775 @ Sep 21, 2008 -> 03:44 PM) Is anybody on here a real Swish fan? Right here! That man's antics have gotten me through some hard times.

QUOTE (That funky motion @ Sep 21, 2008 -> 03:42 PM) It looks tasty doesn't it? I like ham!!! It sure does. I just thought it had some deeper meaning.

QUOTE (That funky motion @ Sep 21, 2008 -> 03:38 PM) PK!!!!!!!! What is with the ham in your signature? I've wondered that for a while.

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

The Patriots are getting their asses handed to them by the Dolphins. Awesome.

QUOTE (Sox It To Em @ Sep 21, 2008 -> 03:30 PM) Neither of our catchers can even come close to throwing runners out. Yeah, but at least AJ can throw out an overweight beat writer when he knows he's going to be trying to steal.

Wow, Hawk tearing apart the offense for sucking for Danks. And Alexei makes a f***tarded play.

We are awful.

QUOTE (jphat007 @ Sep 21, 2008 -> 03:20 PM) Yah, cause saying cmon JOhnny throw a shutout is so awful. You should edit it to say "throw a CG shutout." Danks has been f'd in the A by his offense and bullpen more than any starter in the league this year.

QUOTE (Tony82087 @ Sep 21, 2008 -> 02:07 PM) This game is the main reason I can't latch onto this team, or franchise for that matter. If I was born in Ohio, and looked at the Bears from an outsider, I would laugh. I think the most frustrating aspect is ownership seems to build the team around what they think the fans want in "smash mouth football", which really means s*** QB play, and an overachieving defense. Well, they're supposed to be one of the great NFL franchises, but they've only won one Superbowl.

QUOTE (G&T @ Sep 21, 2008 -> 03:01 PM) To be fair, they are old now. But it's an interesting point. Even PK has turned it on in September after an awful season. It's more obvious with Griffey, IMO. He just doesn't seem to give a rat's ass at all.

Does anyone think opposing pitchers actually look forward to starts against this team? I honestly think they might.

QUOTE (southsideirish71 @ Sep 21, 2008 -> 02:55 PM) Anybody who tries to make the Duckworth performance into anything else but our offense sucking needs to get a clue. This is not just a pitcher having a great game, this is an offense trying to show how terrible it truly is. Honestly, I don't think anybody makes that argument anymore.

QUOTE (Friend of Nordhagen @ Sep 21, 2008 -> 02:44 PM) I think, when it's all said and done, we'll look back at Quentin's injury and realize that the real cost of it was having to play Swisher. I mean, it's hard to say that because he's such a totally, super-duper hilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarious guy and everything . . . Haha, oh man. Did you see when he danced in the dugout the other day?

Hawk: In my opinion, Joe Maddon is the manager of the year. That reminds me of an episode of King of the Hill. Peggy Hill: In my opinion, kindling is the best way to start a fire. Hawk's an idiot.

I just want to say that DJ has been AWESOME since the announcement that he won't be in the booth next year.

QUOTE (kyyle23 @ Sep 21, 2008 -> 11:21 AM) Considering our conversation the other night and your hangup on proper grammar and spelling, this is hilarious. I just said it bothers me. I'm not looking to fire anyone over it, ha.

Since 2000, only one team has repeated as World Series champion. There is a great deal of parity in baseball.

Rolling Stones - Thru & Thru It's sung by Keith Richards. Awesome song.

Joe Piscopo. Points to whoever knows the movie.

QUOTE (shipps @ Sep 20, 2008 -> 05:02 PM) Not that its huge deal but someone should be fired for something like that.I mean cmon its not that hard to get a thing like that right. Someone should be fired for a mistake as simple and harmless as that?

The game isn't being carried on the Extra Innings package tonight. I'm going to be relying heavily on chat. Anyone going to be around tonight?